To be fair he had 5 original felony’s and this was under the “three strike law”

I didn't see that coming.

I C what U did there.

The rare double pun.

Cut off this clown's twig and berries. Today.

I came here ready to make a bunch of masturbation/vision pun comments until I saw the last paragraph of the article and the guy's priors. WTF.











It's sad to semen do such things.

maybe some transgendered are court ordered, in away. Give them the option of a twat while your cutting away. They can serve their fellow man in their own way

How does she think it's vomit?

Oh Hey sir did you vomit?

Ummmm.... yes.

On June 16, 2015, Rowland was looking at apartments to rent with a local real estate agent. At the last apartment the two of them were looking at that day, Rowland cornered the real estate agent in a bedroom before raping her.



That’s how I felt watching the Super Bowl

Tommy is a pedophile you say?

WE HAVE A CODE HERE THIS IS THE OZARKS

How does a woman not notice a man masturbating in close enough proximity to her to get ejaculate on her?

Can I just keep it up til I need glasses?

It's been awhile since I had an eye exam, but trying to remember. They lower that thing to your face and if I'm remembering the person conducting the exam is up close and flipping lenses back and forth asking "better or worse" as the person being examined answers in repeated fashion whether the image is more or less blurry. It's fairly up close and personal. If he seemed nervous and shaking his leg early on she might not have caught that he had moved on to beating off. Asking if it was vomit might have just been a moment of complete confusion when she noticed something on her leg. Given this guy's history I'm inclined to believe whatever story she told.

Shhhh, you're messing up the narrative with intentionally ignored facts.