PLEASE take this advice!!!

Be warned - this approach didn’t end well for Michelle Carter.

I got some soothing throat salve for ya

Salt water gargle
Teaspoon of salt in a luke warm cup of water. Gargle the whole thing
Relief

Ibuprofen

Pineapple juice

Crush up 2 aspirin with a spoon
Mix it up with sugar in the same amount as the crushed aspirin
Scoop up the mixture with the spoon
Add two drops of kerosene
Eat it

Old timey method. Works, no lie.

Try sucking off your neighbor?

FYP...

Gargle Listerine for one minute x 3/ Day.

FYP....

Swab the back of your throat with Merthiolate.


Update: Forget that. The FDA banned it a few decades ago.

Classic Veach. Didn’t prioritize JakeF’s sore throat. And Reid wasn’t there to coach JakeF through it.

Both should be fired for neglecting the obvious need. JakeF will never lose his virginity at this rate.

His uncle took his virginity a long time ago.

Try washing your mouth out with buckshot.