ROFL

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a driveway.

I broke my finger the yesterday, on the other hand I'm fine.

How Long is Chinese name?

Now matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary.

I have the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the zoo.

I wondered why the baseball was getting larger, then it hit me.

I read a great book on the history of glue, I couldn't put it down.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?



How do you catch a tame rabbit?

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Did you hear about the guy that married the Amish gal?

My wife complains I don’t buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn’t know she sold flowers.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?


They taste funny.

What did the Buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school.

Bison.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldnt change color?

He had a reptile dysfuntion.

An oldie and a goodie for many Iowans.


Why did the man put the car in the oven?

He wanted a hot rod.

Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn’t see that well.

I got this mug for Christmas


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A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. The bartender says, I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here. The mushroom replied: "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam

I tried to take Viagra last night but it got stuck in my throat…I woke up with a stiff neck.