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I'll point out that a toe injury against the Chiefs ended Jack Lambert's career, so take it seriously. You can't anchor against offensive linemen if you have a bad toe.
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Have you tried killing yourself?
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Rub some dirt on it. Be a man, don't rub it. That's what chicks do. All things my high school basketball coach used to tell me. |
I broke one of mine several years ago. Kicked a concrete support beam in my basement during a storm blackout. Hurt like a mofo for about a month.
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Quit jerking off so much.
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I started getting gout at age 19. It’s been tolerable and it’s been deathly crippling. Get on meds, your doc will probably tell you rest, elevation, and most importantly, get as many bee jays as possible. (On a side note, steroid shots are a miracle cure).
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If it's an arthritic problem you could try Aleve (generic Naproxen). I have a big toe with a minor bunion problem that will eventually require surgery. My Podiatrist told me to double up on Naproxen. Works for me after a day or two.
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You know, you don't REALLY need a big toe.
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Have you tried not sticking it in your ass so frequently?
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