Unless I knew them to be unreasonable assholes I would tell them. No liability and I'd rather do the right thing and have them be dicks.
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Out of the average litter of 6, we end up with 2 that will survive the first year if it's a tough batch. They love getting into cars, my son caught one in his Razr 170 (I told him I ran over it to make him feel better), owls, hawks, coyotes, etc. At one point we needed new blood, so we would take the strays from our nearby town and release them. Out of 9, ONE survived the first week, and she's been pumping out kittens like a factory for the past year. My employee came up with a great name for the farm. She called it "Meowschwitz" |
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This happened when I was kid. My dog got loose and chased killed the neighbors cat out by the street. My mom and the neighbor both seen what happened and went out to check on the cat. My mom fel bad about it and offered the guy $50 for what my dog did. The guy went off! started yelling about it being a pure bread and was worth at least $300.
Anyways, they started arguing and yelling at each other about what the cat was worth. Somebody called the police and they soon showed up. After the cop figured out what was going on the SOB wrote both of them a ticket.....................for arguing the price of pussy on a public street.:D |
This guy's 2 cats are always lurking around the outside of both of our property lines, as well as mine. Always watching our dogs as they bark since our dogs have a perimeter fence that keeps them within our boundary.
Last night I let the dogs out, our full pit that is the Alpha Male always runs out to check the property , as to secure it. He has always showed he is the protector and barks and raises hell with people. This neighbor has took to given him dog treats now and is building a little trust with him. But he has raised hell, rightfully so, at times about him. Anyways, his cat was perched upon our wood pile in the back yard as I shined my big spotlight on him. I'm thinking it won't stay there long and will leave scared. Well, before I could walk farther down the driveway, I looked and he had this cat in his mouth shaking the shit out of him. By the time I got there, it was dead. The neighbor is a reasonable guy, but he has commented in the past about this same dog. So I'm kinda iffy as to telling him or not! |
Pit bulls are such loving, misunderstood creatures.
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We have one that won’t ****ing die. The sister****ing Siamese jackass can’t be bothered to use the litterbox so he shits on the floor. So we kinda don’t care if it goes away. But it gets along with the good cat, and he doesn’t get all wonky because he’s lonely. But seriously this thing won’t die. There are a ****load of coyotes around and my **** sister can’t keep cats to save her **** ass, but this thing won’t die. It roams all over **** and the coyotes leave it alone. And it’s not like it’s a clever cat running tactically sound maneuvers. Nope. It’s all open fields around the farm no trees to even run up. And he’s mostly oblivious. I’ll run across him down the road and he is surprised as shit when he sees me. And it’s not like I’m fast or quiet. Literally I’ve seen him jacking around in a field on the way to work, then, closer to the shop I run across a coyote, and he never seems to get ate. I’m convinced he tastes like shit. My nephew got pissed off at him and threw him out of his pickup. He was gone for awhile and rolled back in all gimpy and hungry. Thought for sure his leg was broke and he was probably septic or would be soon. NOPE. Must have been dislocated or something. ****ers fine now. Shitting all over the floor. The ****. You want him? |
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Mother ****er won't be coming inside so I don't give a shit. Bring the crafty veteran down. Maybe he can teach the young dumbasses how to not die horrifically. (Imagine 9 year old boy finding chopped up dead kitten from his Razr.) Does he still have his balls? We need new blood. |
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