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Kiimo 10-14-2021 11:13 AM

This is the first heat where I would turn down the offer entirely. I'm good.

Buehler445 10-14-2021 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 15893392)
Speaking of irrigation, I'm assuming the reason every one of those sections in the satellite image has a massive circle in the middle of it is because of center-pivots?

I knew there were plenty of 'em out there but I didn't realize they were quite that pervasive.

That part of the world is hugely irrigated. In the water table there are like stones, instead of sand, so water flows into wells really easily. It's deep and takes some power to get out, but there are some big ass wells up there. Part of Wallace County is in my GWMD and they're trying to get some restrictions on it up there, but currently the pumping limits up there are 2 Acre Ft/allocated acre. And places up there can hit it.

For reference, my farm is about 30% irrigated, dads is less than 10%. And none of our systems pumped over 12 ac/in (half the allotment) for a lot of years now.

It's definitely different up there.

Buehler445 10-14-2021 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 15893404)
Who would actually buy that Kansas house? Lot of farmers have 25 million to spend or qualify for loans?

There are a couple (not me), but I'm guessing they're looking for outside money with that particular post.

Old Dog 10-14-2021 11:25 AM

Damn it....I was hoping this was going to be the Kansas entry so I could keep arrowhead within 100 miles....zero interest in Sharon Springs...if we're talking driving distance, I can't even get to Garden City....

https://www.realtor.com/news/unique-...ld-water-park/

Perineum Ripper 10-14-2021 11:36 AM

Give me Kansas, I love being alone and like farming. Perfect combination for me, well the Wyoming house is my dream house but this would do

Rain Man 10-14-2021 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 15893390)
Under the rental agreement with my landlord that pays nothing except property tax, if the irrigated will yield what it says, nothing for the grass (I can get you something), and a real conservative number on the dryland, I'd be paying you in the neighborhood of 2.2 Million for 2021, plus I could probably get you $.1/bu bin rent, that would get you another 24 K. If you were interested in renting the shop, probably 20K ish provided there is water I could get out at Volume.

Let's just say 2.25M for this year.

Looks to me like if you liquidate the equipment, sight unseen, you're looking at another 1.5 -2M

I'd definitely be interested in renting that.


Wait, wait, wait. So you're saying that my annual stipend for Kansas would go up from $250,000 to $2,750,000 with only a little contract signing work? If that's the case, I might enjoy living on an isolated farm.

But still...how am I going to spend that money? Garden City is 99.9 miles away, so I can get there.

Maybe I'd devote my time to building a giant pyramid or something.

Rain Man 10-14-2021 11:48 AM

And wait - if I got a $25 million loan at 5 percent (just guessing), that's a payment of $1.25 million per year. And you'd pay me $2.25 million a year to use the land?

(Logs onto checking account to check balance.)

Rain Man 10-14-2021 11:55 AM

Farm ownership loans are at 2.5 percent from the USDA.

https://www.fsa.usda.gov/news-room/n...ural-producers

Buehler445 10-14-2021 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15893469)
Wait, wait, wait. So you're saying that my annual stipend for Kansas would go up from $250,000 to $2,750,000 with only a little contract signing work? If that's the case, I might enjoy living on an isolated farm.

But still...how am I going to spend that money? Garden City is 99.9 miles away, so I can get there.

Maybe I'd devote my time to building a giant pyramid or something.

Yeah. At 5.25 corn.

Colby has reasonable amenities, but nothing to do. Real answer is a personal chef and a helicopter, then build whatever you want to do. Unless you want to get to **** you money, then we can work the lease a little harder, leverage the equity in land, buy a bunch of other farms, and after their paid off, then you can have **** you money on the back of my labor. :D

Buehler445 10-14-2021 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15893507)
Farm ownership loans are at 2.5 percent from the USDA.

https://www.fsa.usda.gov/news-room/n...ural-producers

Yeah, you won't qualify for those.

MagicHef 10-14-2021 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15893507)
Farm ownership loans are at 2.5 percent from the USDA.

https://www.fsa.usda.gov/news-room/n...ural-producers

If you do this, I want in.

Rain Man 10-14-2021 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 15893520)
Yeah, you won't qualify for those.

Is it because of those emails that I sent to Gruden?

We'll figure this out. Maybe we can mobilize the chiefsplanet investing club. I think your labor can make me - er, us - a rich man.

Rain Man 10-14-2021 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 15893528)
If you do this, I want in.

You're in. We've got momentum building.

Buehler445 10-14-2021 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15893538)
Is it because of those emails that I sent to Gruden?

We'll figure this out. Maybe we can mobilize the chiefsplanet investing club. I think your labor can make me - er, us - a rich man.

If you can get it from a bank, it's better. USDA sucks.

DJ's left nut 10-14-2021 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Old Dog (Post 15893441)
Damn it....I was hoping this was going to be the Kansas entry so I could keep arrowhead within 100 miles....zero interest in Sharon Springs...if we're talking driving distance, I can't even get to Garden City....

https://www.realtor.com/news/unique-...ld-water-park/

Now THAT place would get my vote...


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