Put fake money in your wallet and carry a debit card or cash in a hidden compartment in your shoe.

Also make it so that when they do steal your wallet and open it they get blue dye ink all over them.

Wear whatever you want and mutter that a lot. With drool for authenticity.

Probably still get shanked, it's a raider event after all.

Fear and loathing

Dress up as the Crypt Keeper and they will think you are an Al Davis look a like or actually Al Davis


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Wear that lil thong I got you for your birthday last year

Insert Chiefs draft party high five GiF here

He probably is. I stand by my burn, though. LMAO

if it were in KC you could just take your dentures out and wear a white wife beater tshirt with some BBQ sauce all over it put a couple condoms in your pocket in case you see a cousin and you will be good to go :thumb:

Wear a JaMarcus Russell jersey.

That would be funny

For $89 plus $300 in his pocket, you can wear titty meat’s load.


Seriously, have a good time, but definitely wear a Marcus Allen jersey.

That would indeed work if the Raiders' draft party was in KC.

Gloves for all the clapping, hand warmers on your shoulders

Go with a Chester McGlockton look.

And I'm freaking out that there is now an original post and a Post 1. When did that happen? Is the original post now post 0?