If you find one that says you Beta Belize it, Clay will take a shmedium

I had to do a double-take.

"No way. I'm seeing things."

Only when I'm in Belize.

Then when you get some, you gotta brag about it on the internet by posting about it here.

lmao

It was ****ing hilarious.

I had to explain it to my friends, who laughed both at how lame Crave appears to be, and at how fortitious it was to find the shirt and none of them made fun of me for being on a message board. I think the reason I got sex is because the woman felt sorry for me, idk.

The story would be cooler if it had happened in Belize...but I ain't THAT cool.

Never been to Belize.

I'd pref to brag about getting some pussy while on a cruise ship. Better story and I wouldn't have to lie about it.

Right. And probably wait until you get home, ta boot.

This is required apparel for the next CP gathering

Def have to wait until I get home because the cruise ship wi-fi is like using dial up internet.

Obviously Belize has high speed internet.

Too bad poor Lenny had to die. We could have named the lounge the "I can't Belize it" lounge for awhile.

Oh, there's still time.

nice spot

Well we gave Crave Johnson a chance in his thread to fess up and admit he was lying about the story and we’d drop making fun of him but nope.

Triple down on it.

We'll call that "The Crave."