I hope this isn't what GBlowfish has been up to with all his free time. :hmmm:

i wonder if this guy had a stolen laptop

Assuming that the video is legit, this lady has a lot of “heartbreak,” therapy and antibiotics/antivirals in her future. Sad really.

This crazy chick lived near you?

No doubt she ****s like a champ. Prolly some ass to mouth in the mix with that one. Didn't watch more than ten seconds of the video.

she also lied about it lasting 5 seconds

if so, why chase him? LMAO

When I was younger, I'd last 30 seconds tops, and they kept chasing me. Maybe they were just too young and dumb though.

They just wanted to see what a full minute with you would be like I bet.

I could give her 20. No more, I got things to do.
Dumb

i thought about tweeting this but it's so toxic LMAO

good vibes only, a true prince of the kingdom would have taken her to gates at least

If this story is true, and the guy used his mom being in the hospital as his excuse to leave, he ****ed up.

Not only are there so many other stories to tell other than my moms in the hospital but I'm coming over here to bang you first - If he wanted to stick with the mom's in the hospital story, just have your friend call you at a specific time, act shocked, and say you'll be right back your mom had an allergic reaction to peanuts and is in the hospital and you hope to be back, and you'll stay in touch."

That way you're not giving her the time to decipher your dumb ass story and guilt trip you into taking your tickets.

I would need to see her butthole

my guess is the guy was married, and used the tickets to get her off his ass

hell he might work for the chiefs on gamedays, stays at the hotel saturday night, and gets the tickets comped LMAO

no way a single dude is giving up those tickets after clappin' dem cheekz

um, no

I played the video for 1 second and backed out of it