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neech 11-13-2022 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan (Post 16597613)
When she introduced herself and told you her given name was Crazy Town, perhaps you should have seen this coming.

He's right.

RedinTexas 11-13-2022 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by neech (Post 16597650)
He's right.

But if her name is Crazy Town and you're interested, you're either drunk or she's incredibly hot, so logic is right out the window here.

Skyy God 11-13-2022 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by rabblerouser (Post 16597587)
Crazy Town had a full meltdown, went from trying to seduce me and then accusing me of stealing her drugs and then...wrecked into my neighbor's parked car, totalling it.

She then pulled into my driveway, leaking fluids and dragging her wiper fluid reservoir on the asphalt. Jumped out and screaming all kinds of shit at me. I told her I was calling the cops so she took off in her ****ed up brand-new Lexus.

I had a chick once storm off from my house very clearly in no shape to drive between the booze and bars.

Very quickly hit a couple parked cars a couple miles away.

threebag 11-13-2022 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16597667)
I had a chick once storm off from my house very clearly in no shape to drive between the booze and bars.

Very quickly hit a couple parked cars a couple miles away.

In Belize?

ptlyon 11-13-2022 08:04 AM

Don't think I saw this on On Patrol last night? :hmmm:

ptlyon 11-13-2022 08:06 AM

P. S. Wanna party with rabble someday

Jewish Rabbi 11-13-2022 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16597667)
I had a chick once storm off from my house very clearly in no shape to drive between the booze and bars.

Very quickly hit a couple parked cars a couple miles away.

I can Belize that your mom is an alcoholic

Why Not? 11-13-2022 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 16597648)
No shit.

These types of shenanigans wouldn't have been OK with me at 23, but at least at that age you can chalk it up to being young and dumb. It'll turn into a funny story shortly thereafter.

Dealing with this shit in your 30s or 40s is just sad.

Yeah sounds much too tiring, regardless of what she looks like.

digger 11-13-2022 08:27 AM

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notorious 11-13-2022 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by RedinTexas (Post 16597643)
You making a movie called "Casino?"

This was the first thing I thought of.


Second thing:

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Pablo 11-13-2022 08:40 AM

To be fair she might have heard you blasting this:

Come my lady, come come my lady

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notorious 11-13-2022 08:42 AM

Rabs, have her shit packed and on the curb. There is no reason to deal with this.

TEX 11-13-2022 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16597730)
Rabs, have her shit packed and on the curb. There is no reason to deal with this.

This is VERY sound advice, no matter how hot she is. Get out NOW! You can't fix CRAZY! Ask me how I know...

crayzkirk 11-13-2022 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 16597730)
Rabs, have her shit packed and on the curb. There is no reason to deal with this.

And change the locks!

Rausch 11-13-2022 08:53 AM

Why am I getting the urge to watch Momento again?...


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