why? just why

Obviously a Broncos fan

Only saw the preview where Dana White slapped his wife.

Nothing more fun than getting your eardrums blown out...unless you're billy and prefer to get chin checked, by balls.

I've seen it before, now Dana Whites even starting a league... and I just don't get it, no interest in it whatsoever

Hell no. I stub my toe on the kitchen barstool and I want to just die.


Nobody in that clip looks like they enjoy what they are watching. They all have a dead serious look on their face like they’re looking at the cop who got his ear cut off in reservoir dogs.
“Hey Marvin….how do I look?”

Master Slappers

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Oh c'mon, seriously? Ya'll don't like seeing people slap the shit out of each other for sport?

The knockouts are freakin' awesome.

How 'bout midget slap fights? This is quality entertainment, goddamnit!

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Billay "throwing blows" doesn't mean sucking dick.

Theres no real skill involved, its a carnival sideshow... the juggalos and pitbulls crowd can have it

Will Smith to play Bas Rutten in his biopic

I guess my life can now be divided into two parts; the part where I didn't know about slap fighting, which ended a few minutes ago, and the part where I wish I didn't know about slap fighting, which is from here on out.

I mean, seriously....

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I joined a groin-kneeing league once, but I got tired of it pretty quickly.

If they let me go first every time and I can forfeit after I lay the first smack, then I'd do it. No ****ing way am I letting some egg headed mother ****er slap me.