It's my superpower, I'm afraid.

You should see me when I walk up to a craps table when a person is on a heater throwing the dice. LMAO

I think it's a case where Carter PROBABLY doesn't face serious legal ramifications.

It's going to be hard to prove he was under the influence if they didn't do a blood draw in the moment. I can't imagine there's any sort of felony rider for this. I'd guess he gets some probation.

What teams can draft him, though? Not the Chiefs.

He isn't making it to 31...even with this shit over his head.

He's...

He's going to get drafted by the Raiders, isn't he?

I wouldn't be surprised if Seattle took him.

LOL. He should be even more radioactive to them than us.

Which means they probably will take him.

I gotta think Ruggs gets him off even the Raiders board, right?

Right???

Chargers, OTOH, seem like an option. Nobody gives a shit about them anyway.

Chargers or Rams?

If he slips out of the first, the Rams seem like a team that would take the swing and that can handle any sort of media push back.

Although… if you were trying to adopt DJ’s suggestion to just accept and own the black hat…

After Britt, there's no way they buy that kind of trouble.

This team has always given guys second chances though...in reality not much is gonna come from this. He'll get charged with leaving the scene of a crime because I doubt there is much else they can prove.

I think the optics prevent them from giving THIS kid a second chance.

He'll most likely still be drafted way before us so it's not really something to get worked up about.

That's true, I really doubt this hurts him that much. Maybe us and the Raiders should keep away but that's about it.

I think the top prize for our team would be another dominant DT to play next to C Jones.

Would you trade #31 + our extra 4th + next year's 1st to move up and take him at #11-15???

I think I'd make that move for the top talent in the draft, then pray that Carter falls to us in the 2nd.

G Karlaftis, C Jones, J Carter, F Clark/A Carter = yikes!