wtf

Hope that the other person is >18. They probably are but sending dic picks to someone under 18 is a good way to wind up talking with Uncle LEO (that's Law Enforcement Officer for those not paying attention). Save the dic picks for someone you know is > 18.

I love the goat response. I will have to remember of that one. A fair number of these 'wrong number' texts are people trying to verify that a phone number is valid so I don't reply often. When I do reply, it's usually to a text addressing me by the wrong name: "John, how are you?" My standard response will be something like, "While this is John's phone, you should know that John recently passed away. I hate to be the bearer of this news but if you know John, you know he was a furry. Well, he got drunk and tripped off the porch while trying on a new costume. The head was much heavier than he expected and it broke his neck. Fortunately, he was wearing his diaper so he did not soil the costume. It is for sale on eBay if you're interested."

I had one of these a few months ago and played along. The conversation didn’t last very long though.

Got a random text from someone one time saying they had a great time at a BBQ that was not for me. I played along for a bit because it was clearly from a female. After about 15 minutes I figure out that this female is also clearly in high school. Quickly cleared up the mistake with her and blocked the number.

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I hope you asked her to prom first. Girls love being asked to prom.

I have so many questions.

Why is the cat filtered into the picture?

What did they take a picture of, two thighs or some weird shapped ass crack?

Is that a kid in a kids room?

Were you texting a kid?

Was there any follow up to this and did you go to Jail?

I didn't feel like we had progressed that far in our relationship.