I was torn between 10 and 20 years. I was about to say ten years, but the odds are that I'd be getting maybe 1 year of fleeing before I got caught, and that would then translate to 5 more years on my sentencing. That's not a good tradeoff at my age. So I would survive the ten years and move on.

20 years? I'm going to bolt. I'd probably go to some third world country that's relatively civilized, like Madagascar or maybe Cambodia.

I think there's some confusion... you don't actually have to saw your ankle off. Just the monitor.

I would flee to Portland. With a cat.

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I don't belieze you...

I may have been too flip with my question.

Just to confirm, let's assume that you have the ability to remove the monitor without removing the foot.

I bet this type of confusion is why we're facing long prison sentences to start with.

I've always thought it would be kind of fun to live in a railway car. So if I'm running, I think I'm hopping onto a moving train and seeing where it takes me.

(Would likely proceed to die trying to jump onto the moving train)

With all the face recognition technology that's here now and the more AI powered stuff that's coming, I feel I would probably get caught within six months so anything less than a life sentence I would just serve out the sentence.

At my age I am at the 3 year mark

That's why you'd have to get out of the country...maybe to a nation on the eastern coast of Central America. Just a suggestion.

Did anybody see the Yellowstone episode where they shot two Wolves and they realized then that they hade monitor collars on. They took the collars and strapped then around logs and tossed them in the river so it would look like the wolves were still traveling.

Which should bring us to a new poll. What do you do with said collar, dumpster or cargo ship, hot air balloon, someones trunk ?

Why couldn't I just pry off the ankle monitor?

There's some YouTube videos of dudes hopping train cars all over the rust belt from city to city. I thought about taking a week or two off and trying it when I was single but it's highly illegal and pretty dangerous.

Where the hell you going to get a wolf in prison?