Doesn't look like people think the mace will have much of an impact.

This is a boat race

You know Clay would get distracted by the dildo and be consumed with trying to suck it. He would forget all about the mace.

Easily Billay.

It will end with Clay calling the cops and a news crew showing up though.

Hardest thing about this fight would be my meat

We do have the billay flex badge that would show up where the mod badge is at... we could add it for the winners (and hopefully not accidentally give anyone access to the mod lounge).

https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/icons/flex.png

Yall are nuts. Billay is a pasty ginger. Clay would mop him up

With the use of his lightsaber

The mace could be the X-Factor here but Clay is frumpy and unathletic/uncoordinated. He is more likely to hurt himself with the mace than Billay.

Billay 9 times out of 10. Clay wins the odd 1 if he somehow gets a good shot off with the mace.

Pawn shop mace is the difference maker here. It'll probably be past the expiration date, but it'll still sting.

They'd lock eyes across the George Brett Statue. A bead of sweat runs down Clay's forehead as Billay licks his lips with the devil's intent.

Clay's fight or flight kicks in. Not wanting to accidentally spray himself, Clay chucks the pepper spray at Billay and runs.

Clay's jiggly booty only sends Billay into a blackout frenzy of hornyness. Like a lion locked onto his prey, nature kicks in. Billay's legs are now moving faster than he ever thought possible, his eyes locked onto Clay's backside looking like a pair of juicy Turkey legs. "Damn that booty be bumpin' "

Clay whips out his cell phone to call the police, but it's too late as Billay pounces, knocking Clay's phone to the ground. Alone in a dark alley behind Kaufman Stadium you can hear Clay's cries of pain and passion as Billay gives it to Clay like he's Monica Bellucci in Irreversible. "Shhh i'll take you to Branson and buy you a snowcone....just a few more minutes", Billay whispers into Clay's ear.

"The gays have really gone too far with their outward sexuality stuff", says a passer-by.

Would there be someone there to stop the carnage and prevent Billay from ass raping him after he knocks him the **** out?

I hope I don't see that TikTok video in a month from the George Brett Statue.

voted for myself because i was throwing up 70 pound dumbells at the gym last night while dieter entertained my girl

I think they end up docking and sharing a Sonic Cherry Limeade in the sun before the opening bell sounds.

acceptable as song as it's sugar free and i can have extra limes

if billay wants to share a footlong i'm cool too

We could eat at each end and kiss in the middle like they do in the movies