I could see both of them being a little tougher than your average woman. I might be wrong but I have them being somewhere in the same ballpark age-wise. BEP seems like the more likely berzerker type, but when she describes her life outside of political debate on CP it has usually sounded pretty vanilla and normal. (Full disclosure: I am many years removed from regular involvement in D.C.)

It would help if Katipan wasn't "high as ****", but since she pretty much lives there it might not be too bad of a handicap. Plus with Katipan I think she has been a pot dealer for quite some time. Never got the impression she was living in a violent criminal underworld, but I would guess she's had a few adrenaline-fueled moments in that career.

Katipan wins.

They enter the ring with BEP watching some random video from the Gateway Pundit shouting "Bolshevik, Bolshevik, Bolshevik" at the top of her lungs and Katipan carrying a bag of edibles and a fistful of Funyans.

When the fight starts, BEP starts talking shit about being in shape due to her non-GMO, gluten free diet and how she has Sicilian blood pumping through her veins. Katipan replies that she studied under Mr. Miagi himself telling BEP to perpare herself for both the Crane Technique and the Drum Technique. BEP lunges at Katipan swinging the rolling pin like she is getting ready to whip up some macaroons, but Katipan deftly steps to the side and unties BEP's apron. BEP gets her feet caught in the apron strings and falls down which gives Katipan the opportunit to jump on top of her reverse cowgirl style and punch BEP right in her baby tunnel. BEP, being the annoying, dry bitch she is, immediately has an orgasm from physical contact to her clam's casino and Katipan spins around (I assume she is a spinner) and beats BEP to death with the rolling pin BEP dropped in her fit of pleasure. Katipan then shoves the ninja star up BEP's ass while she screams "here's your strawman, bitch!"

No winners this round.

I gotta go with BEP.... No one posts the quality content like BEP, but this was damn close to a toss up to me.

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There's definitely an X factor here that some people are ignoring. Katipan would beat the brakes off of BEP under most circumstances but BEP is completely and totally insane. That level of unpredictability that comes aith being a total whack job could give her an unforseen edge.

BEP in a landslide. Come on now, this is the main event? Make it Lewdog and Bwana both against BEP and I still vote BEP!

Katipan savagely assaults BuceyedPea, who runs home and posts about it on TheDonald.win. Another classic case of the militant left.

I have to go with Katipan for a couple of reasons. First, being totally baked only works to her advantage, freeing her from any delusions of "fair fight" and releasing the demons buried deep in her soul. I'd bet that ninja star has tasted blood before. Second, anyone that has lived the rock and roll lifestyle and is over 30 is one tough person.

Go back to your Easy Bake oven BEP!!

Despite BEP losing the fight, she would repeatedly let everyone know she in fact did win the fight, and would go on to link daily youtube videos from former wrestler Buck "ROCK AND ROLL” Zumhofe who corroborated the same distortion of events.

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Katipan and it wouldn't even be close. She scares me stiff.

Katipan wins with a literal ad hominem

Did you say something, NEO-FASCIST ZOOM DWEEBIE!!!?

My last CP Deathmatch was against Skip.
You don't see Skip here anymore do you?

Poll is clearly rigged by the Marxist technocrat mods. /BEP probably