The scariest thought of this story is she might be able to vote.

No, the scariest thought of this story is that she might be able to procreate, or already has.

Deer are stupid, over populated and put on this earth for food.

Yeah we might need another source on this.

Little did she know her plan would be foiled by "meth mouth"

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This is fake bros

Seriously. I absolutely don't get all the hunting restrictions. Should be open season on them all year long. Instead, they're treated like their going extinct.

Up here in the Peoples Republik of Illinois, hunters are now only allowed to use single shot rifles. I shit you not. So you either have to actually use a single shot rifle or mangle a regular rifle in such a way that it will only fire a single shot. Absolutely ****ing crazy. Meanwhile, a hundred people hit the goddamn things driving on Illinois highways today. :shake:

Venison sucks.

And this is why aliens steal the lips and assholes of our cattle.

Well, yes. But if you could teach them to steal and disassemble electronics, they may actually become a useful species.

When has that ever mattered?

Essentially, it's because back in the late 1800s when there were no regs, many game animals were hunted to the edge of extinction. Some were hunted to extinction.

I agree though that the regs don't really address the current overpopulation issues, at least on the eastern side of the country. In AZ there's just not that many deer/big game, so I get the lottery system/regs in general. Back in MO when i lived there, deer were so overpopulated they were a real nuisance. I remember a G&F officer telling me back then (circa 1993?) that according to their info, deer were replacing themselves almost twice as fast as hunters were harvesting them. They probably should've allowed us to hunt deer year-round. Or at least allowed for a longer season.

Yeah.. nobody uses clock radios anymore...

So is CNN and Fox News. This is more entertaining though