I assumed this was Phillip Rivers' wife.

Didn’t meph janx have a goat with this issue?
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Despite what you hear, biological males don't have vaginas

I broke wind and shit came out my ass. It felt like I was laying a chocolate golf ball.

My money's on BEP now.

Is breaking wind similar to taking head?

This is what happens these days when kids start smoking jazz cabbage, dancing late at night, and using Bad Dragon toys.

I desperately want to go back in time 90 seconds and never open this thread.

Who's up for a game of tetherball?

Good memory... I did. The goat had one kid and he is doing very well!

The question becomes... is it going to happen again. If it does I will need to find her a new home. Either on a farm or in my freezer.

Mmmm.... Goat uterus... It's what's for dinner

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“Mother of the Year” award:

“At this point it was 3 a.m., and I was starting to freak out a bit. My mom said she would help me in the morning, and I went back to sleep.”. :doh!:

"I'll give you something to cry about!"

JFC finding that on your phone.......