Mahomes ****ed Eagles, he gets a trophy!

So exchange seagull to Seahawk and you're fine

What was that idiot thinking? All he had to do was say he identified as a lesbian seagull and he'd be scot free.

This is worse than a Deberg thread

A cockatoo, woodpecker and swallow fly into a bar, the bartender asks........

I provide valuable legal advice to help to CPers struggling with the vagaries and permutations of the law, clarifying what can be a confusing question in an effort to help people avoid a mis-understanding with a reluctant seagull or over-enthusiastic law enforcement and this is how I am treated? My feelings are so hurt.

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Damn seagull turned out to be a stool pigeon. Whoda thought?

Now we know the origins of the term Pigeon Hole.

Victimless crime

Tell that to the seagull and the penis

But what about SeaChickens, I mean Joe SeaCicken is not going to like this! Like Joe and them have a thing going on now for several years!

Back in the day when a Seagull would shit on my car, i'd catch him, tie him up in the basement and handle him Marsellus/Zed the Gimp style.

I guess that sort of behavior as frowned upon in this America. SMH.