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loochy 09-13-2023 12:35 PM

give me the nut bruise

Spott 09-13-2023 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Frazod (Post 17106370)
Reminds me of a night when I was playing pool with my friend Tom. He broke, hard, and when he did one of balls flew off the table and hit me right in the jewels. Dropped me instantly. **** that hurt.

Of course, I'll never forget his reaction when he came over to check on me.

HAHAHA Hey Tim HAHAHA are you HAHAHA okay? LMAO

Would have made a great YouTube video had it not predated camera phones and YouTube.

It’s crazy how the smallest hit in the right place can knock you to your knees. Taking a cue ball or a baseball to the nuts sounds like the worst pain imaginable. I used to have a friend in high school that would perpetually rack himself while skateboarding and get so pissed off afterwards once he recovered. That shit just made me laugh twice as hard which would just piss him off even more.

Frazod 09-13-2023 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 17106404)
It’s crazy how the smallest hit in the right place can knock you to your knees. Taking a cue ball or a baseball to the nuts sounds like the worst pain imaginable. I used to have a friend in high school that would perpetually rack himself while skateboarding and get so pissed off afterwards once he recovered. That shit just made me laugh twice as hard which would just piss him off even more.

You'd think at some point he would have learned to wear a cup.

From my experience, I learned not to stand beside the business end of a pool table when a big drunk guy with anger issues was breaking. :D

MarkDavis'Haircut 09-13-2023 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17106385)
beat the shit out of my balls until we get that lombardi bro

Not like you are using them anyway.

carcosa 09-13-2023 12:52 PM

I would let someone shoot my penis with a hollow point bullet if it meant Patrick Mahomes would stay healthy

T-post Tom 09-13-2023 12:56 PM

The only person with a testicular contusion will be Trevor Lawrence after Jones and Co knock his dick in the dirt.

TLO 09-13-2023 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by carcosa (Post 17106438)
I would let someone shoot my penis with a hollow point bullet if it meant Patrick Mahomes would stay healthy

Isle drunk 2 that!!!!!!

AdolfOliverBush 09-13-2023 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by carcosa (Post 17106438)
I would let someone shoot my penis with a hollow point bullet if it meant Patrick Mahomes would stay healthy

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Balto 09-13-2023 01:11 PM

Is Gracie the one kicking me?

ptlyon 09-13-2023 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 17106429)
Not like you are using them anyway.

You're assuming he has any

ptlyon 09-13-2023 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by carcosa (Post 17106438)
I would let someone shoot my penis with a hollow point bullet if it meant Patrick Mahomes would stay healthy

A hollow point for a hallow wienie

Balto 09-13-2023 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by carcosa (Post 17106438)
I would let someone shoot my penis with a hollow point bullet if it meant Patrick Mahomes would stay healthy

Would need a hella good scope!

ToxSocks 09-13-2023 01:58 PM

Considering that watching the Chiefs play w/o Mahomes would be like getting kicked in the nuts for 3 hours every Sunday, i'd much rather take my ball bruise and at least have the enjoyment of watching Mahomes play.

BWillie 09-13-2023 02:00 PM

U only need one nut

chinaski 09-13-2023 03:29 PM

Chiefs Kingdom is more important than my nuts.

I'll be taking one for the team...


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