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When i was in high school an old job rented a party bus and drove us up to the Edge of Hell/The Beast and supplied the beer. I think it was like the 2nd or 3rd time i ever drank... one of the smoking hot KU chick waitresses ended up holding my hand through the entire thing. I tried to hit on her afterwards and was promptly shot down lmao
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Once upon a time I was assigned to an Army unit at a major training base that conducted monthly training operation as the ‘bad guys’. At the end of each cycle there was a leaders call at the Officers/NCO club that included recap of the cycle, awards and promotions, recognition of new unit members, etc. The highlight was the award for dubious distinction on the ‘battlefield’ nomination from the floor, and nomination speeches were required to include at least one true fact. Usually, it was the staff of one unit nominating another with over the top nomination speeches….all in good fun.
Once, a young officer, after a couple drinks, nominated this commander for falling off his tank at at the start of the battle and riding in a truck until he caught back up. The entire banquet hall went quiet as everyone sat in silence watching the young man’s career implode with each word. |
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In the early 2000s I worked at one of the hot ad agencies in L.A. We always had our holiday party at whatever the hottest night club in LA was at the time, but rented the whole place out mid-week like on a Thursday.
Open bar, food, and pretty much everyone knew who was holding. Lots of activity in and out of the bathrooms. Late into the evening the hi-jinx would start to form. Usually starts with some of the young single people hooking up. Then a married person hooking up with someone -- usually a younger person or their co-worker. Then things like a married man making out with a gay man in a dark corner, or two women hooking up. People sharing bathroom stalls. The CEO one time was dancing with a hot blonde, and wrapped his arms around her body and picked her up by her butt cheeks and just rocked back and forth for about a minute. Afterparties. And steamy car windows in the parking lot. The works. The next day the office would bring in 300 Egg mc Muffins for whoever had to show up in the morning. |
Worked at a car dealership and we had a nice Christmas party every year. One year at a company holiday party a fellow salesman decided to get hammered at the party. I walk up to him to say hello and he starts talking about my mom (who worked at the dealership also) and how she was so hot. He kept going on and on about her right in front of his wife. He was obviously shitfaced. He was such a mellow guy at work I was kind of surprised.
Anyways in a drunken state he starts calling out other sales people and how he wants to go "outside" while he can barely stand. He could barely punch his way out of a paper bag. 1. He gets a DUI on the way home with his sober wife as a passenger. 2. Next year at the Christmas party we have a new ticket system for drinks. Only two tickets per guest. Thanks Tauge. 3. He lost his job months later because it's not cool to have a DUI and drive dealer vehicles in California. |
Many years ago I went to a company holiday party. One of the senior leader's wife either broke her high heel or it got caught on the top of the concrete stairs leading into the banquet hall. She tumbled backwards down about 8 stairs, split her head open and broke her ankle.
Once the ambulance came to take her away, the party got cancelled as the other top leadership didn't feel it was in good taste to continue. People were ****ing pissed. |
Random office wanker gets drunk at a royals game and decides to tell the CFO he is bored, doesn't have any work to do, and has a lot of good ideas to get the dept back on track. Before his coworkers could stop him from getting himself fired, the CFO takes the high road and smartly asks the guy to come to his office at 7:30 the next morning for a meeting. Well drunk guy oversleeps and never had his meeting with the CFO. We never had booze at a function again while that CFO was there.
I was around drunk guy at a couple of parties and tailgates and he would start to black out after only a couple of beers. He wasn't a wet brain alcoholic type, didn't drink all that much, he literally just couldn't process liquor like most people and never realized he should t touch the stuff. |
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I truly miss big work functions. I always had a blast. Last one I went to was the year we sold our business in 2017. We had a blowout golf event. Nothing better for team building and relationships, imo, like theses outings.
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I don’t give a damn about spending time with my coworkers outside of work hours, but I find it fun and refreshing to see them in a different setting once a year. |
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