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Jewish Rabbi 11-15-2023 04:18 PM

Crave trying to kidnap you to Belize

Otter 11-15-2023 04:26 PM

If I were a police officer and had to check a "free candy" van with a functioning hot tub in the back I'd have to give a little bit of street cred for extra effort.

Double if the hot tub could function while the van's engine wasn't running to attract attention.

Chieftain 11-15-2023 04:39 PM

First thing first. Grab a pair of binoculars and peek at the driver's seat.
Do you see this guy?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...n_Muhammad.png

Zebedee DuBois 11-15-2023 04:44 PM

Remember, if you adopt a 'shoot first, ask questions later' approach, the questions you will be asking later will be like, "What are the sentencing guidelines for manslaughter, murder, and/or attempted murder?"

T-post Tom 11-15-2023 05:02 PM

It’s the previous owners of the house. Hide your hot tub, they’re obviously there to steal it.

displacedinMN 11-15-2023 05:03 PM

go up and see who is in it, nothing can go wrong


then post it on nextdoor

alanm 11-15-2023 05:03 PM

It's not me. I had my colon scoped today. :spock:

Easy 6 11-15-2023 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alanm (Post 17225791)
It's not me. I had my colon scoped today. :spock:

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George Liquor 11-15-2023 05:08 PM

PM rerun he can walk you through this

TLO 11-15-2023 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdj23 (Post 17225795)
PM rerun he can walk you through this

I was going to say. Have you made any threats towards politicians lately? The mailman? UPS driver?

TLO 11-15-2023 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17225660)
Have you recently threatened to fly a plane into the side of a mountain with a politician on board?

Damn. I missed this.

:(

TLO 11-15-2023 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17225749)
I am NOT a HATER! I LOVE unmarked white vans but, reality is reality. We are down in the GSM bugs, left late to get parabolic microphones and we are NOT recording in the sound zone. I do not understand what is going on with our tinted windows as well as what the hell is going on with the "FREE CANDY" sign! Will we make an ARREST? MAYBE! Will we make G GORDON LIDDY proud? NO! THIS SUCKS!!

What is the origin of this? It's hillarious.

FlaChief58 11-15-2023 05:22 PM

He probably just needs help loading a couch

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Buehler445 11-15-2023 05:55 PM

Steal and pawn the wheels and tires and see who gets pissed.

Pepe Silvia 11-15-2023 06:00 PM

Give them some Chicken.


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