I often wonder after all these years if that ass looks as good now as it did when that picture was taken.

I hope this is an AMA thread. Will my great Auntie's denture cleaner, sanitize and deodorize my Hope Solo fleshlight?

This thread is making me really horny. Aside from that, good luck, Saphojunkie.

On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your butthole?

I have interviewed and turned down several remote positions in the past 6 months. For some reason if you work from home they think you should take a 25-30 percent pay cut. Remote days are over. All of my “work” friends that went remote have been called back to an office or are facing termination.

I interviewed with a company this week and I told them I make XXX and they offered me XX. For some reason they were shocked when I didn’t want to take a 40K per year hit.

I got a butt plug that shines like a Christmas tree

Regarding remote work, unfortunately most of your options will be customer facing via over the telephone unless you have some sort of degree or “in” that gets you into a position where you’re working on “software” or other things that require meetings and individual work.. I hope you find something though but I myself had to start customer facing without having any office work prior to applying. If you do customer facing and work hard though you should be able to move up depending on the field, but I’m health care so who knows.

This thread is going well

Can I borrow around $64,999 with a $17,499 bonus? we both win.

I teach for a university out here, but took next semester off before I knew we were going to be parents.

Oh my. I want to party with you sunshine.

Nah but in your mind.....It does........Mine too. Hell my goal in life to kiss it is all.

NM I posted before reading it all. Duh.

I can't believe nobody has offered up the "sit on your ass and let the government pay you" option yet

I’ll light your asshole up, sunshine