Blimey, what a row!!

This gives me the opportunity to complain about how small the packing areas are at the self checkout at my grocery store. You have to put every item on the packing area because it weighs them, but then there's not enough room to put everything so you end up carefully stacking things and taking way longer than you would if they would just provide a little more room. It's a terrible, terrible design.

They do have half a dozen self-checkouts that are reasonably sized, but they're about 25% of the total checkouts. I'll often just refuse to use the poorly designed ones and wait until one of the decent ones is clear.

Why not just have your minions do your shopping RM?

Or is this what the offer to DaFace is about?

I don't trust anybody to do my shopping. There's too much potential for sabotage.

I made a cashier cry once

I had a halo screwed into my head for a fractured vertebra and had my wife drive me to my favorite liquor store (Binny's Lincoln Park IYKYK)

The cashier lady grabbed my hand, asked if I was going to be ok, and started crying

Thats how we do in America...honestly though I never went outside again until it was removed because I was clearly traumatizing people

"I will be when I get that bottle, bitch"

Bloke got her knackered so she didn't fancy him.

You cheeky bugger!

Womble’s mother?

Donger works at Aldis?

Honestly sounds traumatizing. I was getting anxiety just reading it. Reliving every moment. Ever jar of applesauce just blasting down the conveyor belt. Ground beef jettisoning past the scanner at break neck pace. Jars and cans...fruits, veggies....all just hurling through the checkout like asteroids zipping through space. And then her kids are screaming too? "Mom! Mom! my lunchables!"

Ughhh...that poor woman. Sounds horrifying. The kind of stuff they make movies and video games out of.

At least we know she wasn’t buying soap or toothpaste since she’s British

I wonder how much was the settlement?

Hopefully she took the Lucille and Ethel candy line crash course promptly after this life altering event

People have been soft for a LONG time. Imagine being angry, offended, or "traumatized" at the thought of having to share a swimming pool, restaurant, or water fountain with someone that looked different than you.