You want to bang a 2x4 with a couple of raisins glued on and a giant knothole punched out of it?

You have details on her? Why shouldn't we like her, genuinely curious?

I used to love Kay in a make passionate love to her in front of my inlaws kind of way, but now she's just human pile driver material at my burner apartment

I mean those questions: "how worried were you with Lamar driving down the field on that last drive?", "Henry carved you up like hot butter on that first drive, what was that like?", "you're going for the Threepeat, what other team out there do you think could knock you off?"

Then the whole eyelash bat "we should play chess together some time"

Then the worst is her B-side Nick Wright schtick only with the loser ass Bengals: "How would you fare against Joe Burrow at chess?", "what about the Bengals??"

Its been a sad decline Kay, so hopefully I have more a chance. HMU

Seriously though, Reid was awesome in that interview

Same reason why people in 1790s France didn’t really care for Marie Antoinette

Reid handled it like a seasoned pro. If I were in his position I wouldn’t be able to resist a powerfully delivered “Shut up bitch” in response to her Bengals question