Greatest turnaround in MLB history… if Q doesn’t get manager of the year, the MLB is rigged

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Prior to this year, 143 teams in major league history had lost more than 100 games in a season.<br><br>The 2023 Royals are the first one of them to make the playoffs one year later.</p>&mdash; Rany Jazayerli (@jazayerli) <a href="https://twitter.com/jazayerli/status/1839864386283851996?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I am so happy right now.

We’re probably gonna go Ragans, Lugo and Wacha in Houston

HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!

My balls can't produce enough jizz to keep up with how awesome this is

I heard the Rabbi prefers the Harvey Weinstein method of ejaculating into a potted plant.

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2nd. Twins lost 100 and got into the playoffs.

I mean, that's incredible. And I bashed him plenty during the course of the season but now I will defend him to the death! Qbert is the manger of the year and **** the BBWA if they don't give it to him!

Ok, NOW trade for some players for the post-season run.

Making the playoffs is a season long accomplishment. The Royals didn’t make the playoffs today. The Royals made the playoffs as the net result of their entire schedule to this point.

They didn’t “back in”. They earned this shit.

Bobby introduced himself to the world at the Home Run Derby. It’s now time for him to make himself a household name.

He’s kicking your door down and ****ing your wife. Sit in your cuck chair and enjoy it.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Champagne showers! <a href="https://t.co/jeLVjv31ve">pic.twitter.com/jeLVjv31ve</a></p>&mdash; Bally Sports Kansas City (@BallySportsKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/BallySportsKC/status/1839865101756838147?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Witt will shine but we need one more player to introduce himself to the world. Back in 2014 and 2015 that name was Alcides Escobar. This year I’m going with Michael Massey

This could actually happen to me since my wife has made it clear she would only cheat on me with Bobby Witt Jr.

Thankfully, I don't think he is in to almost 50 year old women who have birthed two kids.

You never know. Bobby Witt has a sexual appetite that would make Michael Douglas seem gay.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">George Brett celebrating in the locker room with no goggles on😂😂😂 <a href="https://t.co/7cjB9hveUO">pic.twitter.com/7cjB9hveUO</a></p>&mdash; Braiden Turner (@bturner23) <a href="https://twitter.com/bturner23/status/1839866515291504690?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>