This girl live near u-kraine?

billay already ****ed her

Here lies Bevis, he finally scored.

Remember: No matter how good she looks right now, somebody, somewhere, is sick and tired of putting up with her shit

OP is currently passed out in a hotel bathtub, missing several internal organs..

If it's been that long since your divorce, I highly doubt you are young enough to have a "cougar". What you have is a "woman" your own age....unless she's some kind of geezer.

Then The Cougar

Way to take one on the chin and make a comeback.....Oh wait nevermind.

So this happen to me

Probably more like a leopard with all them liver spots

Wait was that Xtop that doesn't have a chin? Shit sorry Bevis.

....did not exist...

It's ok bro. Im' hammeered too

LMK if u want tips on how to handle a thirsty 77 year old.

Be sure to tell her you are broke.