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I recommend Placencia, Belize for NYE.
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So you have 9.5 years to figure out where you want to take you wife for your golden anniversary? Pressures on!
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Santorini, Greece.
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Bunny ranch. That’ll spice up whatever’s staling you.
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Nature scenes , rustic settings, luxury experiences, shops.
Carmel by the Sea. plus Big Sur, CA Sedona, AZ, (might be pretty hot in June) Montana |
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Take her to the Cracker Barrel.
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Good combo of beautiful nature setting with an abundance of amazing access points, high end lodging/shopping, spas, art galleries, etc. It checks a lot of the boxes you've listed There's some pros and cons of Sedona in June though. Its considered a shoulder month in that peak season is March-May and monsoon season is June-August. So in June it will be less crowded and expensive but you could run into some rain and it can start touching 90 (although lows will still be in the 50s). |
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Preferably in the USA Christian theatrical stuff Rustic setting Luxury accommodations Shopping Not Silver Dollar City We throw that into the blender, and what comes out is ... Knoxville, TN. If you take out the Christian shows, which is the most constricting requirement, we get ... Vail, Colorado. If you take out the Christian shows and the shopping, we get ... Yellowstone National Park. If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, and luxury accommodations, we get ... the parks of southern Utah and northern Arizona. If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, we get ... Key West, Florida. If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, and in the USA, we get ... Tuscany, Italy. If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, USA requirement, and not Silver Dollar City, we get ... Silver Dollar City. |
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If we ADD in Anal Sex and Bondage, we get... Berlin, Germany If we ADD in Anal Sex, Bondage and Massage, we get... Tokyo Japan If we ADD in Anal Sex, Bondage, Massage and Goats, we get...Mephisto Janx's backyard If we ADD in Anal Sex, Bondage, Massage, Goats and a Dream, we get...Cave Johnson's bedroom |
I suggest some virtual reality goggles . She can go anywhere in the world and it's 100% like YOU R THERE. While she's wearing those you can sit on the sofa and drink beer. Win Win!
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