Virginia McCaskey was so old that she remembered woolly mammoths wandering the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.

Virginia McCaskey was so old that she remembered when the New York Jets were called the New York Biplanes.

ROFL Jesus RM

Virginia McCaskey was so old that she remembered when the patriots used to sketch other team's walkthroughs on papyrus scrolls.

Virginia McCaskey was so old that she remembered when the Vikings used to play road games in Normandy.

Virginia McCaskey was so old that she remembered when Francis Scott Key debuted the national anthem.

Virginia McCaskey was so old that she remembered when players poured a bucket of mead over the winning coach in the Super Bowl.

Okay, that's all I've got.

For now.

Wait, one more.

Virginia McCaskey was so old that she remembered when the salary cap was 1.

Virginia McCaskey was so old that she remembered when the pre-game flyovers were pterodactyls.

Virginia McCaskey was so old that she remembered when the Texans were called the Aztecs.

Virginia McCaskey was so old that she remembered when the league went to a LIII man roster.

I'll rub one out to her tonight RIP