Add a small amount of A1 sauce.

Actually, really good.

Give me highland 2% small curd with salt and pepper or give me death.

If there was a poll and there was a Hell Yes option I'd pick it.

On a woman?

Thanks

Belfonte FTW. Usually go with the 1%, but 2% is acceptable as well.

This guy knows.

Small or Large Curd?

2%, small curd, coated with black pepper

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I like these. They come with pineapple on the top, or raspberry, or peach. I also saw one when traveling that I think had blueberry on top, and I regret not buying it since I can't find it locally.

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Cottage cheese reminds me of OP’s mother

Let's talk cottage cheese for a brief moment
 

Well she's going to need some medicine and for fucks sake tell her to stop wiping back to front.

4% large curd only.

are we sure that OP wasn't talking about food here?

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Damn straight. It was the greatest thing on Pizza Huts salad bar.