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Rain Man 02-11-2004 05:39 PM

You're bored, soldier? BORED?!?!?! Well, why don't you go pick up cigarette butts for the next 24 hours and then let's see if you're bored. Hup-two-three-four, hup-two-three-four....

Abba-Dabba 02-11-2004 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
You're bored, soldier? BORED?!?!?! Well, why don't you go pick up cigarette butts for the next 24 hours and then let's see if you're bored. Hup-two-three-four, hup-two-three-four....

Yup, every soldier must meet his area beautification requirements.

Dartgod 02-11-2004 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by JimNasium
Alright, we actually hit something!

Yeah, so did the crew of the Tequila Rose.

big nasty kcnut 02-11-2004 08:04 PM

i would like to be brought back to life for another mission

ChiefJustice 02-11-2004 08:18 PM

kcnut...i salute you sir!I bought you some reading material while you wait for your next mission...

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RedNFeisty 02-11-2004 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR
I am indeed nervous. This is what, the 3rd plane completely destroyed?

Don't worry, it only hurts until your dead!

RealSNR 02-11-2004 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by RednFeisty
Don't worry, it only hurts until your dead!

Great! And I can do that 21 more times!

KCWolfman 02-11-2004 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
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B-17 #4 – Red, White, and Blew by You

Pilot KCWolfman (4)
Copilot Lattimer (4)
Bombardier go bo (4)
Navigator KCJohnny (4)
Engineer Redcoats58 (4)
Radio Op. voyager (4)
Tail Gunner munkey (4)
Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (4)
Right Waist Gunner cdcox (4)
Left Waist Gunner headsnap (3)

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me109 driven off by fighters

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack – 1 Fw190 and 1 Me109 are driven off by fighters

go bo fires, misses
redcoats58 fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light Flak – 4 hits (that’s bad luck)
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-superficial damage to port wing
-port wing – landing gear brakes are knocked out
-superficial damage to starboard wing

Maybe the flak buffeting was what gobo needed, because he nails the bomb run – 40% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Me109s, 1 Me110 attack – 1 Me109 and 1 Me110 are driven off by fighters

munkey fires, kills Me109
gobo fires, misses
thefly fires, misses

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Unaware that the brakes are inoperable, kcwolfman sets down lightly, gently brakes, and Red, White, and Blew by You veers sharply to the right, bouncing off the runway, across the open space, and across another runway. Right waist gunner cdcox gets a splendid view of another B-17 barreling straight toward it on its own landing run, but fortunately the other B-17 is three seconds further up the runway. Kcwolfman alertly realizes that applying the brakes again will cause the plane to tip and roll, so he just steers and the plane bumps to a stop out in a clearing, none the worse for the wear.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot KCWolfman (4)
Copilot Lattimer (4)
Bombardier go bo (4)
Navigator KCJohnny (4)
Engineer Redcoats58 (4)
Radio Op. voyager (4)
Tail Gunner munkey (4)
Ball Turret Gunner TheFly (4)
Right Waist Gunner cdcox (4)
Left Waist Gunner headsnap (3)

For the next mission, the ground crew will add a turn signal to the steering yoke.

Wooohoo, just when I thought I was going to have to sit gobo in timeout he comes through.

Nice landing by the pilot - he got mad skilz

Rain Man 02-11-2004 10:42 PM

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B-17 #5 – El Duderino

Pilot ENDelt260 (4)
Copilot SNR (4)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (4)
Navigator philfree (4)
Engineer Talisman (4)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (4)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (4)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (4)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (4)
Left Waist Gunner johnnyv13 (4)

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Fw190 attacks

ajkcfan fires, misses
talisman fires, misses
Johnnyv13 fires, damages Fw190

Damaged Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Poor Weather, thick cloud cover
Medium Flak - misses
Bomb run off target due to weather – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Fw190s attack

talisman fires, kills Fw190
scaga fires, hits Fw190
Garcia bronco fires, misses

Hit Fw scores 4 hits
-nose – bomb controls knocked out (too late, Adolf)
-starboard wing root damaged
-waist – johnnyv13 killed by hit to right hip
-tail – tail guns knocked out of commission

Fw circles, attack again

Hawaiianboy fires, misses
radarchief fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy
Radarchief moves up to take Johnnyv13’s position

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot ENDelt260 (4)
Copilot SNR (4)
Bombardier Garcia Bronco (4)
Navigator philfree (4)
Engineer Talisman (4)
Radio Op. AJKCFAN (4)
Tail Gunner Radar Chief (4)
Ball Turret Gunner hawaiianboy (4)
Right Waist Gunner Scaga (4)
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Enddelt has to write his first letter.

Rain Man 02-11-2004 10:49 PM

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B-17 #6 – Wrath of Zod II – Son of Zod

Pilot Morphius (1)
Copilot papasmurf (4)
Bombardier Saggysack
Navigator Alphaman (4)
Engineer RednFeisty
Radio Op. Redbrian (4)
Tail Gunner Chief Henry (4)
Ball Turret Gunner MrBlond
Right Waist Gunner jenson71 (3)
Left Waist Gunner MikeTheWildcat

Target: Amiens
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

2 Me109s driven off by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 5 hits
-superficial damage to radio room
-bomb bay – life rafts destroyed
-starboard wing root damaged
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-port tail root damaged

The new kid manages to draw blood despite the flak – 5% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Me110s driven off by fighters

3 Me110s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

Chief Henry fires, kills Me110
Saggysack fires, misses
Mr. Blond fires, misses

Me110 misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Morphius (1)
Copilot papasmurf (4)
Bombardier Saggysack
Navigator Alphaman (4)
Engineer RednFeisty
Radio Op. Redbrian (4)
Tail Gunner Chief Henry (4)
Ball Turret Gunner MrBlond
Right Waist Gunner jenson71 (3)
Left Waist Gunner MikeTheWildcat

Decent first run by this crew of survivors and rookies

Rain Man 02-11-2004 10:59 PM

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B-17 #7 – Flyin’ Doublewide

Pilot htismaqe (4)
Copilot Bwana (4)
Bombardier jAZ (4)
Navigator 58Forever (4)
Engineer fbal4lif32 (4)
Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (4)
Tail Gunner KC Dan (4)
Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (4)
Right Waist Gunner trndobrd (4)
Left Waist Gunner ROYC75 (2)

Target: Meaulte
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

2 Fw190s attack – 1 is driven off by fighters

jAZ fires, misses
royc75 fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack – 2 Me109s are driven off by fighters

fal4lif32 fires, misses
kc dan fires, misses

Fw scores 1 hit
-superficial damage to tail

Fw circles, attacks again

58forever fires, misses

Fw misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak – 2 hits
-superficial damage to starboard wing
-bomb bay – life rafts damaged

Despite the flak, jAZ’s bombs hit home – 20% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack – 1 Fw190 and 1 Me109 are driven off by fighters

58forever fires, misses

Me scores two hits
-superficial damage to nose
-superficial damage to pilot compartment

Me circles, attacks again

Kcdan fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

1 Me109, 1 Me110 driven off by fighters

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot htismaqe (4)
Copilot Bwana (4)
Bombardier jAZ (4)
Navigator 58Forever (4)
Engineer fbal4lif32 (4)
Radio Op. SDChiefsfan (4)
Tail Gunner KC Dan (4)
Ball Turret Gunner ExtremeChief (4)
Right Waist Gunner trndobrd (4)
Left Waist Gunner ROYC75 (2)

They’re like a well-oiled machine, they are.

Rain Man 02-11-2004 11:10 PM

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B-17 #9 – Kegger II – Judgment Day

Pilot keg in kc (4)
Copilot Mark M (4)
Bombardier ChiefJustice
Navigator whoman69
Engineer CHIEF4EVER
Radio Op. Otter (4)
Tail Gunner JazzzLovr
Ball Turret Gunner kcfanintitanhell
Right Waist Gunner bowser
Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty

Target: Amiens
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

3 Me109s driven away by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak - Misses
The new bombardier is a prodigy – 30% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

5 Me109s attack – 3 are driven away by fighters

Chiefjustice fires, misses
Chief4ever fires, misses
Whoman69 fires, misses
Jazzzlovr fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Me scores 2 hits
-superficial damage to port wing
-superficial damage to waist

Me circles, attacks again

Jazzzlovr fires, misses
Chief4ever fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

2 Fw190s, 1 Me109, 1 Me110 attack – 2 Fw190s and 1 Me 110 driven away by fighters

Otter fires, hits Me109

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot keg in kc (4)
Copilot Mark M (4)
Bombardier ChiefJustice
Navigator whoman69
Engineer CHIEF4EVER
Radio Op. Otter (4)
Tail Gunner JazzzLovr
Ball Turret Gunner kcfanintitanhell
Right Waist Gunner bowser
Left Waist Gunner KS Smitty

Piece o’ cake.

keg in kc 02-11-2004 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Piece o’ cake.

It's because BONG is my co-pilot.

(hey, I notice that something other than Mark M got bombed on the flight, too. maybe it was good to get him out of the 'bay -- he didn't get caught in an embarrasing moment with Coogs' corpse or any part thereof, did he?)

Rain Man 02-11-2004 11:31 PM

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B17 #10 – Gunther’s Thunder

Pilot Rain Man (4)
Copilot tk13 (4)
Bombardier Chitown (3)
Navigator KC Jones (4)
Engineer Duck Dog (4)
Radio Op. DrNick (4)
Tail Gunner Cormac (4)
Ball Turret Gunner The Rick (4)
Right Waist Gunner DaKCMan AP (1)
Left Waist Gunner BrainCase (1)

Target: Amiens
Mid-formation horizontally and vertically (low vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain

No enemy
The crew welcomes Chitown back from his hospital stay.

Zone 2 Out: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

5 Fw190s attack – 2 are driven off by fighters

braincase fires, misses
chitown fires, misses
dakcmanAP fires, misses
kc jones fires, misses
duck dog fires, misses

1 Fw misses, break off attack

Fw lines up at 12 o’clock high and strafes 6 hits down the fuselage!
-nose – chitown seriously wounded as his left leg is severed above the knee
-pilot compartment – rain man sustains light wound to left forearm
-bomb bay – PING! A bomb is hit, but doesn’t explode.
-radio room – dr nick suffers light wound to stomach
-waist – right waist gun is knocked out of commission
-tail – rudder damaged

Fw scores 3 hits
-bomb bay – PING! – Another bomb is hit with no explosion, but the crew is getting mighty nervous
-superficial damage to radio room
-nose – another shell hits chitown in the chest, and he dies from blood loss

2 Fws circle, attack again

kc jones fires, misses
cormac fires, misses
duck dog fires, misses
dr nick fires, misses

Despite the hits and the death of Bombardier Chitown, rain man decides that it’s better to stay in formation and fly through the bomb run. Since he’s injured, tk13 takes over the flight.

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Light Flak – 3 hits
-starboard tail root damaged
-starboard elevator out of commission
-port wing root damaged

With no bombardier, KC Jones takes over but has no training in dropping the bombs – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

DakcmanAP moves up and takes over the port cheek gun and nose gun.

1 Fw190, 2 Me109s attack – 1 Fw190 and 1 Me109 are driven away by fighters

kc jones fires, kills Me109
dakcmanAP fires, misses

2 Fw190s driven off by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

Bad weather, heavy fog
Nonetheless, tk13 glides Gunther’s Thunder in to a smooth stop.

Aftereffects

None

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Rain Man (4)
Copilot tk13 (4)
Bombardier KC Jones (4), promoted
Navigator Duck Dog (4) , promoted
Engineer DrNick (4) , promoted
Radio Op. Cormac (4) , promoted
Tail Gunner The Rick (4) , promoted
Ball Turret Gunner DaKCMan AP (1) , promoted
Right Waist Gunner BrainCase (1) , promoted
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Man, chitown was one unlucky dude.

Rain Man 02-11-2004 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc
It's because BONG is my co-pilot.

(hey, I notice that something other than Mark M got bombed on the flight, too. maybe it was good to get him out of the 'bay -- he didn't get caught in an embarrasing moment with Coogs' corpse or any part thereof, did he?)

If he offers you a cigar, look at it first, just to be sure.


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