Dear Ma and Pa,

We just got to XXXXXX last XXXXXX. Everything here is really swell. We are staying at a nice XXXXXX in XXXXX XXXXXX. It's sure fun to be with all the fellas like XXXXX and XXXXX. All the XXXXX we've met here in XXXXX are just wonderful. We've gotten to go to XXXXX and see the famous XXXXX and XXXXX. Ma will be happy to know I haven't been XXXXX or XXXXX.

Since we got settled in at XXXXXX we've been pretty busy getting the XXXXX ready. So far the XXXXX have been XXXXX. We've seen a little XXXXXX but nothing too XXXXX. Just the other day XXXXX XXXXXX were XXXXX. But I think we'll be XXXXX. We've got a good bunch of XXXXX on our XXXXXX. Remember me talking about XXXXX in XXXXX school? Sad to say, but he was XXXXXX last XXXXX by a XXXXXX. Everyone else was XXXXXX though. The XXXXX are getting XXXXXX now. Hopefully this XXXXX will be over XXXXX and we can all get back XXXXX XXXXX. I sure look forward to seeing everyone at the XXXXX station when I get XXXXX. Please tell XXXXX that I miss her too.

Your loving Son,
Trndobrd

Ok, all letters and other stories are up on the site.

I have also gotten the first mission up and will continue to work on getting caught up with where we are at.

Any ideas on improvements or other things to add down the road would be appreciated. I am actually having some fun with this. It was a matter of needing some material to work with and Rainman has filled in nicely. Thanks!:thumb:

You misspelled ...-..

I have the translation on the letters website.

Dave Lanes first letter to Molly
 

Dear Molly,

Well I finally made it over to England and I can say the weather sucks and is cloudy all the time. I've tried the Kidney pie and I'm not sure if it was KCWolfmans but nothing should taste that bad.

I took a tour of the plane Gunthers Thunder III. That III has me worried for some reason. I found a bit of undigested human flesh in the bomb bay and am forwarding it to FDR for his review. Hopefully he will know what to do with it.

I can't wait to get in the air and get at those Ratzi Nazis in my sights! Thanks for the Captain America Comics I'll read them on the missions as I'm sure no Nazi would dare to come close to my fire breathing gun.

Sincerely

w
D

For some reason, I get the feeling you really know that ...

MM
~~ROFL

Nice job on the site, but one suggestion if you don't mind.

White text on a BRIGHT FREAKIN' RED BACKGROUND HURTS MY FREAKIN' EYES DAMMIT!!

Thank you, that is all.

Ma and Pa,

(Oh and howdy Reverand. I am sure you will be the one Ma and Pa will briging the letter to so's you can read it to them)

Things are fine with me and the rest of the crew. Some of the planes are really taking a beating though. Out of 20 or so planes, we've seen lots shot up, several shot down - some that weren't replaced. The flying schedule is a little inconsistent. With the loss of so many men, the General what plans the flights and all gets together with the crews when they return and goes out partying with them. He does pretty good at getting the first 10 or so planes going, but then after going out drinking with all those aviators, we have found that he is usually too drunk or hungover to finish sending the rest of the planes up 'till he sleeps it off for a couple of days. By the way, I would imagine that had the General been used to your corn squeezins this watered down stuff over here wouldn't have as much affect on him as it does.

Well Ma and Pa, gotta run. It has been several days since the General was out with the boys so I am sure he'll be getting around to more missins and we need to get the plane loaded with bombs and gassed up and such.

Miss you all at home. And Pa, make sure you pat ol' Jeb my coonhound on the head for me!

Your son

:LOL: ROFL Those are some great letters! Especially the letters from RainMan to his various fiances...

Dear Mom,

Its ****ing cold and wet over here. My crew is always pissed off because I can't hit shit with a bomb. Well got to go.

Peace out.

Your Son, and maybe Dads

Hoover

ROFL ROFL ROFL TOO Funny Hoover!

BOO!
 

I guess someone needs to write one to the Mrs. explaining my death.

And to Coogs. I'm sure he misses me ...

MM
~~:sulk:

Dear Mrs. Mark M

Mark M is dead. What are you doing Friday night?

Hoover

Dear Mrs. Coogs

Coogs is dead. Sorry, Mrs. Mark M and I are getting "together" on Friday night and would like you to join us, I think it would be good for all of us, and my co-pilot.

hoover

My dearest love,

I am terribly sorry for not being able to write to you, but I have been moved from place to place so many times that I've had little time to pick up a pen and paper. During our first mission, I took a wound to the face that they thought would be fatal, but miraculously healed just in time for the second mission. For a while, I flew as a gunner for the Tequila Rose, but we were shot down. After what was apparently 3 days, I awoke in a British hosipital and stayed there until they could assign me to my current plane where I am now a Bombardier. I cannot tell you the name of this plane at this time for I do not want you to worry if any news of its injuries gets to the States.
No matter how you interpret my number of injuries, don't worry about what might happen next. I will come back to you, and when I do, we'll go everywhere and do everything that we talked about before I was drafted. And after the war, do not wait for me at the airport, but at the park where I first told you how special you always were, are, and will be to me. This sense of life being able to end at any moment proves to me that there's one more thing I must tell you, and it can only be done there.

With the truest and deepest love,
Slayer

P.S. Nothing can get in the way of my love for you.