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Buck 06-17-2013 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9757536)
Kinda like Jabba the Hut?

Exactly.

J Diddy 06-17-2013 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9757529)
BTW, where is the "I don't care, I'll fuck it however it comes" option in the poll?

You obviously missed the nsfw pic in this thread. Open it up and then make a decision.

Raiderhater 06-17-2013 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9757540)
You obviously missed the nsfw pic in this thread. Open it up and then make a decision.


No, I saw it.

DaneMcCloud 06-17-2013 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9757526)
To the contrary, I have an ex who never let me attempt it once. She said she had never gotten off that way and refused to let me try for her.

As weird as it sounds, they do exist.

Because she was emotionally damaged by a past incident.

Raiderhater 06-17-2013 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9757542)
Because she was emotionally damaged by a past incident.

Oh, she was all kinds of damaged emotionally and psychologically. She eventually sought out help after nearly destroying her life and was diagnosed bi-polar. Which I had called a couple of years prior.

J Diddy 06-17-2013 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9757541)
No, I saw it.

Then you, sir, are more of a badass than captain morgan.

Fish 06-17-2013 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9757520)
Nope, she gets very wet down there and is just embarrassed about it and I guess doesn't feel good about doing that in someone's mouth.

I found that out my first night with her :thumb:

So.... she Supersoakered some poor chap in the face sometime in the past, and he freaked, and she's never forgotten....

Happens to the best of em...

Rain Man 06-17-2013 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9757548)
Oh, she was all kinds of damaged emotionally and psychologically. She eventually sought out help after nearly destroying her life and was diagnosed bi-polar. Which I had called a couple of years prior.

It sounds like you destroyed that poor woman.

HoneyBadger 06-17-2013 05:20 PM

Hair is gross. If they aren't shaving, they aren't getting any more effort from me.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 06-17-2013 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9756710)
welp....OK....

Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image

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Originally Posted by Rukdafaidas (Post 9756915)
I'd hit it......

With a weed whacker

I gotta be honest, I'd hit it.


right now.

Frazod 06-17-2013 06:03 PM

I wonder if this is just an age thing. To me, a shaved pussy is just.... wrong.

Doesn't mean I want jungle bush, but seriously, a shaved snatch is nearly as off-putting to me as a ****ing tattoo.

CrazyPhuD 06-17-2013 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9757719)
I wonder if this is just an age thing. To me, a shaved pussy is just.... wrong.

Doesn't mean I want jungle bush, but seriously, a shaved snatch is nearly as off-putting to me as a ****ing tattoo.

How would you feel about a shaved pussy with a landing strip tattoo?:thumb:

BigMeatballDave 06-17-2013 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9757719)
I wonder if this is just an age thing. To me, a shaved pussy is just.... wrong.

Doesn't mean I want jungle bush, but seriously, a shaved snatch is nearly as off-putting to me as a ****ing tattoo.

It's not age, really. I'm almost 43 and prefer it bare.

Reaper16 06-17-2013 06:34 PM

This is an age thing, mostly. What was the style for pubic hair in the porn you grew up watching? THAT is the style you are probably going to prefer.

Rausch 06-17-2013 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TrueFanDave (Post 9757775)
It's not age, really. I'm almost 43 and prefer it bare.

This.

redfan 06-17-2013 06:39 PM

Tri natch snatch, but keep it tightly trimmed. The occasional strip is nice as well.

BigMeatballDave 06-17-2013 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 9757782)
This is an age thing, mostly. What was the style for pubic hair in the porn you grew up watching? THAT is the style you are probably going to prefer.

Absolutely not, for me anyway.

Frazod 06-17-2013 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9756710)
welp....OK....

Image: Not Safe for Work
NSFW Image

MOTHER OF GOD

http://lolheaven.com/wp-content/uplo...13/04/1985.jpg

Dante84 06-17-2013 07:04 PM

sick.

Not a fan of hair.

BlackHelicopters 06-17-2013 07:16 PM

48 and prefer it bare.

lewdog 06-17-2013 07:17 PM

27 and prefer it bare.

BlackHelicopters 06-17-2013 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 9757891)
27 and prefer it bare.

Pervert

ThaVirus 06-17-2013 07:42 PM

I've had a couple girls tell me they don't like receiving oral.

I think it might be a comfort thing though. Both women were first-time ****s and never got past hooking up more than a few times.

If I'm going to be with a girl, she has to enjoy it. That shit is like my specialty.

GloryDayz 06-17-2013 08:48 PM

Bare! God made a perfect thing, then went and covered it... Fail!

philfree 06-17-2013 09:07 PM

Yeah I really don't miss that part of the '80s.

ChiefsCountry 06-17-2013 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 9757782)
This is an age thing, mostly. What was the style for pubic hair in the porn you grew up watching? THAT is the style you are probably going to prefer.

Actually I think I might prefer to see some hair instead of bald. Seeing hair is more exotic now a days.

DaneMcCloud 06-17-2013 09:20 PM

I prefer a little hair over completely shaven. When it's trimmed into a design, it's even sexier, IMO.

70's bush was hot in the 70's and 80's because that's all we knew from Playboy, Penthouse, etc. But in the 90's, trimmed became the standard and I was down with that, big time.

But I've never been into the "bald" thing. It's just not my trip.

TribalElder 06-17-2013 09:24 PM

In summary


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Pablo 06-17-2013 10:19 PM

26 here. Bald is fine, but prefer a short-trimmed landing strip.

BigCatDaddy 06-17-2013 10:53 PM

NSFW - The "Cindy Brady"


http://images.search.yahoo.com/image...o&fr=yfp-t-900

Molitoth 06-17-2013 10:54 PM

Triangle, but it has to be trimmed. (#1 guard preferred)

J Diddy 06-17-2013 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 9758612)
Triangle, but it has to be trimmed. (#1 guard preferred)

Jesus man the stubble burn will kill you.

Rain Man 06-17-2013 11:06 PM

We may have preferences, but I think the truth is that this is an area where diversity is highly valued. If you know what's in the Christmas gift, it's less pleasurable to open it up. The surprise is half the fun.

Molitoth 06-17-2013 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9758625)
Jesus man the stubble burn will kill you.

Maybe I'm thinking #2 guard. I dunno what the wife uses, but she usually has it where I like it.

J Diddy 06-17-2013 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 9758677)
Maybe I'm thinking #2 guard. I dunno what the wife uses, but she usually has it where I like it.

and that, my friend, is all that matters

seclark 06-18-2013 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9758421)
70's bush was hot in the 70's and 80's because that's all we knew from Playboy, Penthouse, etc. But in the 90's, trimmed became the standard and I was down with that, big time.

yeah, at the time, I thought those pics were great. I look at some of them now and think, "you could fence that thing in and let a herd of goats graze on it".
times change.
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Old Dog 06-18-2013 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 9758677)
Maybe I'm thinking #2 guard. I dunno what the wife uses, but she usually has it where I like it.

She uses a #2






/I keed

Beef Supreme 06-18-2013 10:59 AM

Pretty sure I have said this before in a similar thread. I want a bush so thick that I don't know whether to eat it or scrape my cleats on it.

frankotank 06-19-2013 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 9757782)
This is an age thing, mostly. What was the style for pubic hair in the porn you grew up watching? THAT is the style you are probably going to prefer.

NO! I'm old enough that crotch grooming wasn't really a thing back then. so sascrotch porn was the norm. not cool. while bald isn't my fav, it's still righteously righteous...cause....you know....it's pussy! :thumb:
I much prefer hair that is neatly maintained though. and back in the day....yeesh. just didn't happen.

frankotank 06-19-2013 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9758625)
Jesus man the stubble burn will kill you.

yeah man....if you're with a shaver....and the shave isn't current. you go at it and you can feel the stubble. ouch! that shit hurts.

Setsuna 06-19-2013 09:45 AM

Aren't there like tiny bugs living in human hair all the time? So essentially you're eating thousands of tiny bugs and enjoying it. Le sigh.

DaneMcCloud 06-19-2013 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 9762243)
Aren't there like tiny bugs living in human hair all the time? So essentially you're eating thousands of tiny bugs and enjoying it. Le sigh.

What kind of chicks are you attracting?


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