I’m down with that!

:LOL:

From now on I'm going to call you b____urt and just leave out the "utth".

He'll be providing private entertainment just for you. BYOSP.

I'll probably be coming down later this month, we'll hit up Blind Tiger.

Here I thought I wasn't gonna have a good time...

I can't believe that you would pick on a frail, old man, like me.....SMDH.....:shake:

I'm just giving you shit. I'm too nice in person. Just ask anyone here, I will talk shit on you for a while and then show up to the tailgate and tell you how great your chili is.

And here I was...all trembling and sobbing and shit.....

I tend to have that effect on people. Just ask Clay. He cried the whole time we were together.

Looking back at how much of the evening you spent speaking German, you may very well have been talking shit on me right to my damn face. :hmmm:

I was making lewd comments about your wife. ROFL

Du nicht spreken duetch? (Sorry for bad spelling....)

Meh, she's used to that. I'm much more sensitive.

Ich spreche immer noch ein bisle Schwäbisches Deutsch aber habe ich nicht in Deutschland seit 1995 gelebt.

Ser gute.... oops...I looked it up..Sehr gut

Wirklich schlecht.

KNOCK IT OFF YOU DUMKOPFS!

Esse meine Scheiße.

Fahrvergnügen?

The pleasure of driving...

I'm 60....High School was a long time ago...

Age is a state of mind, my friend. So is chili.

I'm hoping to do that this weekend

You hanging out with them, are ya?

His wife is pretty awesome but Bug is kinda...:shrug:

Planning on getting together at some point. Haven't had the pleasure of meeting him or make lewd comments about his wife, yet.

Must be a mission of his to meet every CP member. :hmmm:

do you like it super hot? Or slight after burn? Chili, that is....

P. S. - If I don't post here after this weekend you know he did it.

Oh mein Gott.

LMAO

Burt gets the blame if I show up. :D

I will proudly accept said blame!!

Can I come? I'm kinda famous

Thanks,
The Bearcat with testicles

Would love to be there if I’m in town.

So, what’s the schedule? Is there going to be a group that goes to the game and a group that watches the game somewhere? Inquiring minds….

My plan at this time is to bring a TV, an OTA antenna, and being there by noon to watch the afternoon games and then the Chiefs game as well. I may end up passed out and sleeping in the shelter, but it will be totally worth it.

Yeah, there is no way I’m going to try to go to a game the day of a get together (unless the get together is a tailgate of course). I’m watching at the party or at a bar with you knuckleheads.

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I prefer my Bearcat to have buttons.

You are making it temping I may so up...

Good thing I’m not a doctor. Torn rotator cuff, torn slap, torn labrum and torn bicep tendon. Surgery at the end of august, in a sling for 6-8 weeks and out of work 4-6 months. Doctor also said it will be very very painful lol. Needless to say I’m out.

Have fun!

That's not very nice.

Can you give me my buttons?

We are counting on it! (tough to not make a "come" joke)

Keep us posted as the date nears.

I will be sure to bring my hammock!

The more, the better! With my heart condition, I'd like you bozo's to say, "I met him at a get together, he was cool" when they name the lounge after me.

With the loss I feel about Patteau and Gonzo, I soooo wish I'd had the opportunity to meet them in person.

THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY!!

If you didn't think you needed surgery when all of that ended up being necessary, I'd say you tolerate pain quite well. I'd hate to see what would make you think surgery is warranted. **Says the girl who was walking around with a 4.5 cm gallstone in her gallbladder and thought the attacks were heartburn.

Wait.

You'll be off work.

You'll still have one hand to drink with.

What am I missing here?

Answer this, please

Yeah, he’s not making any sense here.

Nope....none atall.......

I’ll be in a sling and one handed. Carrying bags is an issue. I don’t check bags when I fly to pigsknuckle. Plus I can’t travel while I’m getting my $903.00 a week temporary state disability.
Lol I’ll be miserable! There’s always next year!!

IF I make it.......

You need to update your OP with names: Confirmed, Maybe, Doubtful, Not attending, and Douche we didn't invite.

Celebrity CP members can draw a nice crowd

Why am I “hopeful”? I said I was going to be there. You aren’t taking that crack about not being sure if want to come because you are a car salesman serious are you?

Ok, I just went back and looked and I guess I never actually said the words, so, I’ll be there. And I’ll chip in money wise as well.

If you're going I'm staying home

LMAOLMAOLMAO

Oh, βutterβalls, you can’t pass on an opportunity to meet me and we both know it.

Honestly, when it comes to family or friend’s weddings, or some other happening that asks for a RSVP I never bother to send one in assuming they already know I’m showing up for the party. Tell me when, where and what to bring and accept it as a done deal.

Welcome, what's your name on the board?

βearcat.

How do we know you're not the mod?

Well, check.

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Or you could make a mod and we'll really confuse people


Give me my damn buttons!

You just want to be graced by my presence.

Admit it...I'm kind of a hero to you.

I mean, I’ll admit some of the shit you come up with to go after gaycat (< prime example) gives me the giggles.

Ugh, hang on, I'll go learn php...

Can't you just hit a button?

Bearcat...fix your shit

Like a button that creates buttons?

It takes a special program to create βuttons.

Giggles? You a teenage girl?

And just for the record gaycat isn't actually gay.

He just enjoys the occasional penis.

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Why, what are you? A perv or something?

Works for me. I've stated before they don't have to work. I just want to be special.

Buttons
Buttons
Buttons
Buttons

No comment.

I have learned php, might be onto something.

Shit. Sorry Burt. These two knuckleheads derailed your thread.

If I had buttons I'd give them the boot.

I want a big button that says "don't push"

Bowser used to have that button. Until one day when he...you know...pushed it.

Who asked you to weigh in?

Can you give me buttons?

I really want to push it now

Oh right, the button... brb.