ROFL ROFL ROFL

more oil

This.

I doubt he is traded now unless there is a quick settlement and even then teams may not want to touch Watson for a while.

These allegations gain more credibility if the sequence of events outside of the massages can be corroborated. Not saying the women aren't lying but if Watson contacted the first women first, tougher to allege gold digger. At best, one can say opportunist since I doubt Watson is her first multi-millionaire client that she could have leverage on if she was an unscrupulous liar.

It will probably take many months for all of this to play out and until that happens, I can't fathom that there is a team out there that would trade for Watson at anywhere near full price.

One thing to trade a 2nd or 3rd round pick for someone with legal problems, it is another thing to trade away 3 first round picks.

QB is the face of the franchise.

It's all been one hell of a downhill mudslide for the Texans since 24-0, hasn't it

If this goes to a jury even in the Houston area, if those text messages are out there and are how the women suggests, DeShaun Watson is probably going to lose a civil suit. I believe in that scenario, the jury has to just believe the woman more than Watson. 51/49 is enough I believe in most civil suits.

A criminal proceeding where the burden of proof is much higher is a tougher situation to prove but if his text messages come across weird or the messages of someone that may be guilty, DeShaun Watson was a fool not to settle this. But Watson may felt he had no choice but to fight it since if he settled it and it leaked, all of a sudden people would assume it was true.

If it is all a made up lie, then I applaud him for not letting someone take advantage of him.

From the same dumbshit lawyer bringing these lawsuits...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tony Buzbee, the attorney who is bringing charges against Deshaun Watson, once put up billboards &amp; asked his “neighbor” Cal McNair, whom he is rumored to be friends with, to draft Jonny Manziel. <br><br>Something tells us the relationship between McNair and Buzbee will be talked about. <a href="https://t.co/JbJhElisuq">pic.twitter.com/JbJhElisuq</a></p>&mdash; uSTADIUM (@uSTADIUM) <a href="https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1372027580048629760?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 17, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

LMAO This dude is Great Value Rudy Giuliani apparently.

Someone explain the timeline to me please.

Watson says he learned about the lawsuit after the social media post so doesnt know the complaint. But did already get approached about a settlement before the lawsuit was filed, to which he turned down. Wouldnt he kind of have a clue about the complaint if he was asked for settlement money before?

ROFL

This is going to be an interesting comparison as you are a Pats fan, but it makes me think of how Tyreek pled guilty in college without even fighting even though it wasn't true and he still to this day carries the label as a violent abuser.

Jack Easterby: The beat sexual assaulter of all time? Jesus with Mary Magdalene.

If Watson actually did connect with random massage therapists on Instagram and put himself in potentially compromising situations where he could risk getting extorted (as potentially appears to be the case now)... then he is an epic dumbshit.

Yeah and force McNair out as an NFL owner.

When Watson clears his name which I think he will shave off that pencil thin porn stash. It just makes you look seedy.

Definitely foolish for a high profile athlete. He may be a sex addict that unfortunately crossed the line.

Oil a mans asshole for him and he assaults masseuses, teach him how to oil his own asshole and he will never sexually assault a girl just tryna make a buck.

I've never been a Watson nut hugger and if he done something then by all means hang him by the scrotum....but.....this guy's a lawyer? His shit reads like a combo of a teenage girl and epic douche.

He lived right next to owner

That lawyer is an expert in gorilla warfare!

She hopes to become licensed some day and plans to take classes. You can't find those qualifications just anywhere. Usually you gotta get on Instagram and launch a nationwide search.

Well she needs to touch the butthole more

Yep.

Looks like an attention whore.

I can completely see all sides of this being correct, or wrong.

1. I could see this being one girl wanting a money grab and other girls piling on as they see a money train coming.

2. I could see this being the owner/GM being vindictive (I honestly have this as my lowest option as it would seriously hurt his value if you end up having to trade him)

3. I could see this as Watson going way to far. Maybe he had a few massages before and the girl found him attractive and there was consent. Maybe this happened a few times and he came to "expect" it. Maybe he went way to far with a girl that was only there to do her job and he felt he could talk her into more.

I will reserve judgement until it plays out but I understand the reactions for everyone.

Basically if your crazy rich, just get a massage at the team facilities. Im sure it will be free. If you are horny, rub one out. Too much risk to your career to mess with the random gold diggers.

Lol athletes are used to this type of thing. They think they're the kings of the world and all pussy should throw themselves at them.

This lawyer's approach on these stories is pretty brutal. He may come off as a douche on social media, but he's basically got the media eating out of his hands at this point. Each day, a new story. Each one more cringe-worthy than the last.

3rd lawsuit alleges he forced the masseuse to perform oral.

Odd this only surfaces when he wants traded...

At least he was potentially dumb enough (depending on if this is all a big lie) to include provable contact points in the multiple lawsuits.

Alleged text/social media exchanges between Watson and the massage therapists, checking into a hotel room (security camera footage and hotel reservation records could confirm that), etc.

So none of these women ever contacted the authorities?

I wonder how competent his agent David Mulugheta is when it comes to providing these secondary services like PR.

I guess Jamaal Charles was one of his first clients and I would like to see the guy be a good agent. But he has Earl Thomas, and Thomas falls apart and gets bounced by the Ravens. (Chiefs dodged a bullet twice on Earl Thomas)

And Jalen Ramsey pulls his stunts on the Jaguars and sits out games pretending to be injured. Now Ramsey is amazingly talented, but that was questionable. Things worked out with Rams, so far.

Seems like Deshaun Watson and David Mulugheta are trying to be Lebron James and Rich Paul of the NFL and try to bring NBA type player leverage to the NFL and try an unprecedented force a trade by making demands in public a few months after signing one of the hugest AAV contracts ever.

David Mulugheta and his clients might do better to be less ambitious and materialistic and pay attention to not getting caught up in stupid shit. Just my opinion.

I agree with Deshaun Watson being disappointed in how the Texans have fallen apart, but the public demand for trade me or else was a bad move, especially if vulnerable to off the field stuff at the same time.

Damn, Deshaun going the extreme route to get out of Houston

Really not seeing the Texans’ incentive to frame him. Why potentially hurt his trade value?

And if you don’t trade him, why force your organization to answer for these allegations?

And what if the league overreacts and suspends him? They can appeal and win, but that still takes time and creates uncertainty.

I can’t see an organization being that dumb. That would be as dumb as an organization making Bill O’Brien their HC and GM. I mean who would do something that ****ing stupid?

On the contrary. Unless he somehow completely flips the script, I'd expect to see him in camp on time.

What a load of shit.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EwxaBShW...jpg&name=small

Whaaaaat? She shit herself out of fear???

I see what you did there by the way...

"she shit herself out of fear" is right up there with "padme lost her will to live due to a broken heart"

Wow, what a survivor...

This may just be the Texans opening the floodgates on all of Deshauns dirty laundry. Be interesting to see if they actually help him out legally or not.

I don't think Watson is going to play this year....

Yikes.

I'm thinking tomorrow's weekly Friday news dump may have a Commissioner's Exempt List announcement.

It’s incredibly stupid as is typical with the Texans.

They are potentially depressing his trade value for a player who has vowed to sit out and never play for them again.

And even if he had a change of heart, he might not even be available to play if he ends up on the league’s exempt list.

What’s the rules for being put on the list?

So the NFL thinks Watson is guilty already?

Watson gets 50 offers for a blowjob in his DMs every weekend.

I'm supposed to believe he has to stoop to scamming Instagram masseuses?

This. Why would he do this and risk his career? He seems smarter than that.

He could get thousands of girls in Houston...

You’d think so..

But then there’s Darren Sharper, Ben Roethlisberger, Kellen Winslow, etc.

They might be willing to take less in return if the fan base thinks they're trading a piece of shit instead of the savior.

Public perception.

I just don't buy it when Jeff Allen is vouching for his character.

Watson might be smart to just not respond or to have an attorney respond on his behalf.

If Watson says nothing happened, but they actually had consensual sex then he might look guilty.

I would assume (and hope) that his legal counsel is carefully reviewing anything and everything he says until this passes.

As far as I can tell, there are no rules. Goodell can do it whenever he wants. Accusations do not require a shred of proof. Protect the shield.

He already has.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/ZVb2R2mFlc">pic.twitter.com/ZVb2R2mFlc</a></p>&mdash; Deshaun Watson (@deshaunwatson) <a href="https://twitter.com/deshaunwatson/status/1372029170486771712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 17, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Correct me if I’m wrong, but being put on the list isn’t supposed to imply that the person is guilty

Buuuuutttttt...that’s exactly what the public will assume.

Wow. That’s horrible.

Dude, this is the one that didn't go through with what he wanted.

I'm sure this is something he just does all the time. He looks through IG, finds the ones he likes and flies them in. I bet he has like a 98% success rate and it's almost never an issue.

These are clearly the ones that said no and may now cause his career to suffer.

I'll wait to hear more on what actually happened. I don't know if it's just airing dirty laundry (if so, nfl owners will want to squash this real fast) or if it's actual assault. The timing and McNair relationship seem super super shady.

But to your question about if Houston is stupid enough to do it? Yes. Easterby sold DeAndre Hopkins for donuts because he didn't like baby mamas being around. Easterby was in kc when they leaked a bunch of personal stories about Todd haley to drive him to quit. To no surprise, the players claim they are constantly being spied on. When it comes to Easterby you can't rule out stupid. He is so committed to buying into his culture that he'll cut his nose off to spite his face.

Oh, of course. It's just until the NFL can finish it's investigation. No implication of guilt at all.

Maybe they have it backwards and she passed out because she had to shit. Could have just as easily been a vasovagal response.

Deshaun Watson being accused of sexual assault?
 

So he was bringing in random masseuses to give him a massage? That’s just what he was doing as normal operations? That’s not very smart if so.

Regarding the allegations, they all seem nearly impossible to prove or disprove, which ultimately can only be bad for Watson’s image.

I'm guessing Goodell and owners are in full on damage control here and are treading lightly. If it's just below the line sex stuff this becomes open season on a ton of player hook ups or similar arrangements. Of course if it's legit assault that's a whole different story.

Has anyone blamed the Patriots yet?

I can only imagine the reaction if the Patriots get him for like 1 first round pick.

He was probably inspired by Blowjob Bob Kraft.

Great response. He should also think about who he voted for, good luck Deshaun.

"And when you're an NFL star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Make 'em oil up your butthole like they're lubing the crankcase of a 1961 Plymouth Fury. You can do anything and they'll just black out and shit themselvs."

I haven't really had time to follow this story, other than what I've read here, but it doesn't make sense to me that this is a set up by the Texans. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't put it past the most dysfunctional NFL front office, but:

1. Watson doesn't want to be there, so why wouldn't you try to get something out of him?
2. This only worsens the ability to get that "something" out of him
3. In the event that no deals can be made, do you really want to keep Watson at this point?
4. If the allegations turn out to be true, you're likely either not going to have him anyways...

talk about biting one's nose off to spite their face....this would be it!

9 accusers now according to Buzbee.

Remember that you're DC Smith sucking trash and stay over there.

https://i.imgur.com/kezMZwT.jpg


You never want to rule out spite as a motive. Or greed for that matter. On the other hand, you can never underestimate the stupidity of a professional athlete.

This has nothing to do with anything but years ago I feel like I saw a video of Watson horsing around with Mia Khalifa. IIRC, they were playing basketball on one of those mini hoops you can post up on your door with the tiny, squishy ball.

I alas thought that was pretty random.

This ****ing dude...

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It has absolutely **** all to do with the discussion anyway.

Damn. He might actually be cooked, boys.

Texans should have traded him for all those 1st round picks when they still could.

And meanwhile Blowjob Bob Kraft... who was actually arrested and charged with a crime... received no punishment by the NFL.

LOL. The NFL works for Bob Kraft, not the other way around.

NFL calling their bluff.

Well i guess they can skip the trial then. No need to prove anything. Pants knows exactly how it all went down.

The NFL works for Jim Irsay and that didn’t prevent him from getting a six game suspension after his DWI arrest a few years ago.

Owners are supposed to be held to a higher standard than players according to the league’s Personal Conduct Policy.

Above, we see commentary from an obviously educated man who knows—and uses correctly—the word "vasovagal."

His name here?

"tatorhog."

Voted for?

GTFO with this DC nonsense.

Zoom call - yeah, that ain't happenin

If they really want to call their bluff, they would lay on the table and ask for a professional massage with the exact right amount of anus oil, if there is such a thing.