I'v grown to like your wit also,,,,,and I wish I was 5'6,,,only 5'4 with shoes on and 118 pounds,,yea I know I am fat. ROFL

Well I think you are mean,,,,,and I drive a F-250 power stroke diesel.
You could always drive to Tx and let me measure you against my hubby?
Or I will be in Mo on the 19th for 4 days, we could have a contest then!!!

PERFECT. That's what I've been wanting. You're alright afterall.

ROFL
Hey Morph, you forgot to Photoshop a fat ugly chick on the bed.
:D
Nice work though. :thumb:

Exactly what have you been wanting?:hmmm:

That.

What the hell do you know?

Are tickets still available for the Dick Measuring Contest? GoChiefs wants to know.

I have a backstage pass, but thanks for caring.

To avoid hangovers: DRINK LOTSA WATER. Drink a lotta water when you booze, and drink a lotta water when you wake up. The nephrons in your kidneys reabsorb 80% of the water that passes through the glomerulus in what is called "obliglatory reabsorption," an osmotic side effect of ionic reabsorbtion. Reabsorbtion of the other 20% is governed by anti-diuretic hormone (ADH) at the distal convoluted tubule. 'Cept for one problem.... alcohol renders ADH useless. Thats why you piss so much when you imbibe. Ya just get dehydrated and get a headache and feel like crap. The only way to counteract the effect is to rehydrate as much as possible. So... when you drink... drink water! And after you drink.... drink water!

And after all that, sleep till 3pm...

I'm on heavy ABV porter #4 and I'm feeling pretty damn good.

With my 3rd cigar and watching golf I'm going be shitfaced soon......:drool:

2004? What the shit?

I obviously wasn’t drunk enough because I remember that night. Not in great detail or anything, but I do remember it and this thread.

I'm closing in on ya fast, gimme another hour or so!

Just moved to Jameson. I'm going be shittered soon. Can't wait to drunk post nonsense.:doh!:

Honestly love old thread bumps like this, its always fun to see some old names who held sway back in the day, back in action

Its kind of testament to how bulletproof this place seems to be, big personalties can come and go... but this board just keeps chugging on, in spite of all the modern trends that should spell its doom

I'm not huge into rum, but at 151 proof, hell I'd try it.

I'm a Barefoot Chianti away from Scho bingo

I didn't start this thread? Hey got to laugh at yourself. Bought the time I went off the rails. I killed someone in a wreck. Fudged with me for long time. It was just a wreck but dang. Took 3 years to dispose cause it was the first charge under a new law. (vehicle homicide) Judge retired etc and yeah I did not handle it good. 3 years off not knowing is all.

I’m stoned

I'm sober.

Hella high

I just picked up some cheez-its too. LFG!!!!!

Fun fact: I've made like 6 posts on CP totally sober in my lifetime. All the rest I've been under the influence. I never feel like posting when I'm sober cause I don't have anything amazing to add and if someone hasn't posted what I think already, they will soon, in almost all cases. The one exception is baseball which accounts for the 6 sober posts I've made.

I'm a legend in that way.

GOAT

I'm trying man but they don't make the drinks very strong at Aria

Much respect.