If I were still driving Demo Derby cars, I'd totally put some spinners on a 76 impalla wagon.

Can someone rice up my 89 Dodge Dynasty in photoshop? BLING BLING!

Remember, they can't give you a DWI on the day your license is issued because it's not in the system yet.

My first attempt at driving was when my older brother gave me his Pinto. I was excited as hell. It was a beat-up car, but that didn't matter- it was still freedom. I was only like 15 at the time and had no license, but that didn't stop me from calling up my best friend at the time and we took the POS Pinto out onto Antioch Road.

We were going up a hill when the Pinto wouldn't make it. All of a sudden the Pinto is going backwards toward oncoming traffic as my buddy and I started screaming like a couple of teenage girls in a bad horror film. We were nothing more than a big gas tank reading to explode upon impact as the Pinto picked up speed going downhill backwards as my buddy lunged out the passenger window waving everyone behind us to get out of the way.

Luckily we didn't hit anyone and I just returned my brother's car back to the house and never got into that POS ever again. I think he sold it for scraps.

The instructor just wanted another blowjob.

HEY!!!!!!

Now you can Elope with that hottie, if you can rastle her away from Skinsbra.

you skinsbra rastle ok rastle ok.

Man it seems like a long time since I have steamed up the windows in the ride. Eating a Quizno's sub does not count.

This just hit me:

If you drive anything like you type I'm scared to death.

As a matter of fact, just consider all of the dumbasses on this board that probably have licenses. That's it, I'm staying home.

OK, I'm happy and scared to death, need I say anymore ?

Congrats! :thumb:

This day won't be squat compared to the second time you get laid. I know, I know, everyone says the first time, but let's be honest here. The first time is just 30 seconds of fumbling around.

I think Roy hit that shit at least 7 or 8 times.

Better keep an eye on him, he just told me he wants to go out on the highway tonight. ROFL

I keep forgetting that kids are getting hummers at 14 now...

Man, was I born too early.

royr17 is 32.

ROFL

And just getting his license? Is he an Asian girl?

ROFL OK, it's not that bad..... but 20 is getting close. Bob missed it by 12 years, not bad for a MU fan.

ROFL

Yea, and just make sure you're not doing it on my street.

I failed my first one too. I couldn't get the car started. The crank kept slipping.

I'll never forget during Driver's Ed class- I was riding in the back while the instructor was sitting in front with this other classmate driving. We were on Metcalf and traffic was good and plenty. He comes to an intersection and as soon as he reaches the intersection, the light turns yellow. So, the kid stops the car partly out in the intersection. The instructor says to him without looking, "You're already in the intersection, it's okay to go."

So, the kid proceeds to drive, which is now too late. We're in the middle of the intersection and all these cars are trying to move when the instructor yells, "NO! Go back!" So, the poor kid reverses it only to see a car had pulled up to the crosswalk and he really had nowhere to go, but sit in the middle of the intersection. The whole time I'm cracking up in the backseat....

Thats funny... congrat roy... dont drink and drive...

I remember one time on old Antioch road, the gravel part of it we almost killed ourselves on a turn.. going 60 in a stupid truck... fun times...

It's Kentucky.

Think about it.

4 out of 6 lmfao, be careful on the road.

You missed 4 out of 6 and passed? I know it's Kentucky but jeez!