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Katipan 05-17-2005 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Metrolike
From unknowingly tasting the residue or something like that.
It's not like we swish it around in our mouth.

BigMeatballDave 05-17-2005 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk
somehow i managed to marry a nympho that loves to give head...she feels guilty sometimes because she likes to do it so much and sais i am the luckiest man on the planet.
Lucky Bastard...

BigMeatballDave 05-17-2005 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Mer
It's not like we swish it around in our mouth.
ew...

ArrowheadHawk 05-17-2005 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave
Lucky Bastard...
:p

munkey 05-17-2005 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Mer
It's not like we swish it around in our mouth.
Thanks to my high protein diet mine has to chew....

munkey 05-17-2005 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Metrolike
Dude, read my posts. JFC, it's wrong (IMO) when kids are involved. If you want to act all offended and argue, I suggest you read all the posts before you procede to make an ass of yourself. It's your opinion that it's OK, but I don't think I'd want my kids kissing my wife after she swallowed the night before. Once, again, that depends on how desperate I'd be though.
It's not a personal attack so grow some skin...I just think your being a little nieve...



Let us know how you feel about it when you've found the right woman and start raising kids....

~I did read your posts BTW~

ChiTown 05-17-2005 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Mer
It's not like we swish it around in our mouth.
My old girlfriend used to tell me it was also very good for her skin. So, if I were unable to completely pull out in time (from a bj), then I'd just apply a coat of gentleman's jelly to her face. What? Apparently it's better than Clearisil (sp?)

ROYC75 05-17-2005 10:55 AM
Fantastic News: Fellatio decreases risk of breast cancer
 
Hot Damn, ya think women around the world will jump on board ?


BTW Metrolike ....... Me thinks your intentions were good but then you realized you made an ass of yourself on this one. We can forgive you, go out a get a BJ, it will be OK, besides you are helping some women to better health .

Rain Man 05-17-2005 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown
My old girlfriend used to tell me it was also very good for her skin. So, if I were unable to completely pull out in time (from a bj), then I'd just apply a coat of gentleman's jelly to her face. What? Apparently it's better than Clearisil (sp?)

I've got a ball point pen and I'm trying to gouge out the little portion of my brain that is retaining this information.

ChiTown 05-17-2005 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man
I've got a ball point pen and I'm trying to gouge out the little portion of my brain that is retaining this information.
ROFL

Sorry. Please, don't try this at home......

munkey 05-17-2005 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown
My old girlfriend used to tell me it was also very good for her skin. So, if I were unable to completely pull out in time (from a bj), then I'd just apply a coat of gentleman's jelly to her face. What? Apparently it's better than Clearisil (sp?)
:hmmm:

Sounds like they need to do some tests on that as well....

BigMeatballDave 05-17-2005 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man
I've got a ball point pen and I'm trying to gouge out the little portion of my brain that is retaining this information.
ROFL

BigRedChief 05-17-2005 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man
I've got a ball point pen and I'm trying to gouge out the little portion of my brain that is retaining this information.
I apoligize for starting this thread. I should have known that we couldn't have a scientific discussion on the merits of the study.:Pinky:

StcChief 05-17-2005 11:43 AM
Old news. Too bad it isn't true.

Mr. Kotter 05-17-2005 11:49 AM
Check out this menu; it's worth a couple of chuckles:

Donger 05-17-2005 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief
I apoligize for starting this thread. I should have known that we couldn't have a scientific discussion on the merits of the study.:Pinky:
You are kidding, right?

munkey 05-17-2005 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief
we couldn't have a scientific discussion on the merits of the study.:Pinky:
BS -

Why don't you get it started then....

ChiefsOne 05-17-2005 12:11 PM
Metrolike
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Actually, I don't know what you mean. I'm not saying sex/bj's/swallowing are gross, I'm saying it might be kind of wrong to be kissing the kids with that mouth.

Do you ever shake your dad, grandfather, etcs. hand the day after you played with your weiner?

Your logic is f'ed up.

munkey 05-17-2005 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiefsOne
Metrolike


Do you ever shake your dad, grandfather, etcs. hand the day after you played with your weiner?

Your logic is f'ed up.
ROFL

BigRedChief 05-17-2005 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger
You are kidding, right?
I believe that by using the :Pinky: I'm telling everyone that I'm being a smartass and not serious. Evidently there are some who didn't get that it was a tongue in cheek response. Forcrissakes its a frigging joke :p just like this whole thread. There is no way this "Study" is real.:harumph:

ROYC75 05-17-2005 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief
I apoligize for starting this thread. I should have known that we couldn't have a scientific discussion on the merits of the study.:Pinky:

Oh no, I'm glad you brought it up. I'm going to show this to the wife and tell her I can help her start living better tonight.

Donger 05-17-2005 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief
I believe that by using the :Pinky: I'm telling everyone that I'm being a smartass and not serious. Evidently there are some who didn't get that it was a tongue in cheek response. Forcrissakes its a frigging joke :p just like this whole thread. There is no way this "Study" is real.:harumph:
ROFL

Rain Man 05-17-2005 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief
I believe that by using the :Pinky: I'm telling everyone that I'm being a smartass and not serious. Evidently there are some who didn't get that it was a tongue in cheek response. Forcrissakes its a frigging joke :p just like this whole thread. There is no way this "Study" is real.:harumph:

So should I stop working on the abstract of my corroborating study?

ROYC75 05-17-2005 01:03 PM
Man, do you understand that this is a good thing for both women and men ? I'm not only talking about the fun, but the health. Men who get off more helps reduce prostate cancer.

We can be helping each other out more to better health.

Rain Man 05-17-2005 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ROYC75
Man, do you understand that this is a good thing for both women and men ? I'm not only talking about the fun, but the health. Men who get off more helps reduce prostate cancer.

We can be helping each other out more to better health.

By 'helping each other out,' you're not talking about chiefsplanet members, right? Because I'm not helping anybody out.

BigRedChief 05-17-2005 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man
By 'helping each other out,' you're not talking about chiefsplanet members, right? Because I'm not helping anybody out.
Well if it was Jenny Gump I'd make an exception but for the rest of you riff-raff.....you are on your own. :harumph:

munkey 05-17-2005 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
ROFL I'm sure they're not in the room watching.

Just cause you knock a broad up shouldn't mean you've received your last blowjob. That's ridiculous.
I think he fears his future old lady giving the kids a frenchy after gobbeling some goo... :shake:

BigRedChief 05-17-2005 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Heh heh... am I the only one giggling picturing the scene the next time Metrolike goes to kiss his mom and imagines her sucking Daddy's pecker 10 minutes before?
:banghead:
I had avoided it until your post thanks for nuthin

munkey 05-17-2005 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Heh heh... am I the only one giggling picturing the scene the next time Metrolike goes to kiss his mom and imagines her sucking Daddy's pecker 10 minutes before?
Maybe he knows what penis breath smells like....

BigRedChief 05-17-2005 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I had a girl try to kiss me after giving me a rimjob once. I very calmly and rationally explained that that was unacceptable behavior.
Way too much information :eek:

Brando 05-17-2005 03:05 PM
No BJ's with kids around? Who is supposed to give them then?

Donger 05-17-2005 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I had a girl try to kiss me after giving me a rimjob once. I very calmly and rationally explained that that was unacceptable behavior.
How long had you known this gal?

BIG_DADDY 05-17-2005 03:24 PM
This is GREAT news. :)

Donger 05-17-2005 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Heh heh... am I the only one giggling picturing the scene the next time Metrolike goes to kiss his mom and imagines her sucking Daddy's pecker 10 minutes before?
Considering Metrolike's obvious trepidation over this issue, I've no doubt that he won't be giggling.

Donger 05-17-2005 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Few hours.
No kidding. That there's a gal to take home and meet the folks.

ArrowheadHawk 05-17-2005 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Brando
No BJ's with kids around? Who is supposed to give them then?
Now now "Father" Brando calm down.

Fairplay 05-17-2005 03:53 PM
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Maybe i oughta show mabel this article............

Fairplay 05-17-2005 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Metrolike
Pushed her face off with my hand. Just kidding. In my exmaple, it was somebody else's c*ck/*** in her mouth.


Sorry about that dude, she was all over me like a cheap suit.

Donger 05-17-2005 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Metrolike
Pushed her face off with my hand. Just kidding. In my exmaple, it was somebody else's c*ck/*** in her mouth.
Heh. Missed that.

Come on Metrolike. Sounds like an interesting story. Spill it.

BigRedChief 05-17-2005 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Heh. Missed that.

Come on Metrolike. Sounds like an interesting story. Spill it.
Please I'm just now getting the image of ENDelt260 getting a rim job out of my head. :banghead:

BigRedChief 05-18-2005 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ROYC75
Man, do you understand that this is a good thing for both women and men ? I'm not only talking about the fun, but the health. Men who get off more helps reduce prostate cancer.

We can be helping each other out more to better health.
Good point. It's for our own good. Just like taking vitamins.

Oxford 05-18-2005 08:17 AM
It is possible that the treatment is covered under insurance? I've always wanted to get into medicine.

huskerdooz 05-18-2005 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by BigRedChief
"Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said. "

I may be going out on a limb here, but I find it highly doubtful that any study involving fellatio and someone named Dr. Lictepeen (sounds like "Licked a peen") has much credibility.

Pants 05-18-2005 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by huskerdooz
I may be going out on a limb here, but I find it highly doubtful that any study involving fellatio and someone named Dr. Lictepeen (sounds like "Licked a peen") has much credibility.
ROFL

Are you serious? That guy was on TV (including CNN) - he's famous, I'm surprised you didn't know. Apparently it has something to do with the hormones being released when a woman gives head. Those hormones somehow prevent breast cancer.

BigRedChief 10-24-2005 03:10 PM
bump in case you missed it. Pass along to your wife.

BigRedChief 11-15-2007 07:38 AM
Bump for public health awarness month.

StcChief 11-15-2007 08:07 AM
It's the great Smoke out day... so if your GF/SO/Wife can't smoke then give the sausage. :D

Alec R 11-15-2007 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Metrolike
I'm all for swallowing, dude. Just seems wrong when you have kids. :shake:
Maybe in mullet ville where you dont brush your teeth regularly. But the rest of the country does so it makes your point moot. :)

Skyy God 11-15-2007 08:36 AM
I'm sure this may have been posted before, but it's not true.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

kindra68 11-15-2007 08:47 AM
This reminds me of the game “just the tip”

BigRedChief 11-15-2007 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Pittsie
I'm sure this may have been posted before, but it's not true.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp
JEZZZUSSSS comeon, don't spoil the ending for everyone.

boogblaster 11-15-2007 10:03 AM
Smokin man-sausage, every good-girls dream ....

JohninGpt 11-15-2007 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Pittsie
I'm sure this may have been posted before, but it's not true.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp
My wife has never heard of Snopes, and I'll never tell.

ChiTown 11-15-2007 10:14 AM
"Save a Tit, Suck more Dick"

xbarretx 11-15-2007 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Scaga
That's too bad....
I guess this means my wife has an increased chance of breast cancer. :sulk:
word!!!! i second that one :deevee:


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