That's neat. I been into most of the areas you mentioned. Most of my time I am in Wichita though.

Fork is a funny word. Fork. Fork, fork, fork.





Heh, I was still luv2rite in this thread...lol.

And, yes, I'm bored.

Me too. Been bored all day. Wife is at work, and nothing sounds appealing.

This was back when luv was an unfunny ****.

I was looking through old threads. Just put "night crew" in my search criteria and went to the last page. I miss being up until 4am.

I'm still an unfunny ****.

... and now that title is yours!

Now you know how to roll with that shit.

Heh, I remember those days.

This is true. Definitely grown a few layers of skin over the years. Although, I still refuse to read all the way back through threads I've posted in.

I faintly remember boozer.

Fatty.

Good friend of Endelt's. His name is Sean I believe. Really good guy online and off. Hopefully he is doing well for himself.

Wow, this thread pre-dates my Chiefsplanet existence.

Fortunately, I've lost a few layers of fat to compensate.

I've seen some old bumps on message boards, but this one is pretty high up there.

(By "old bumps" I meant threads. Not posters themselves. Although I've seen some of those too.)

I'll be working until 3:00am Eastern Time, lucky me.

If anyone's bored. There's a 16 year old girl in the chat room.

ZOOM!

Leave it to Claythan to ask the important questions...lol.

Board?

Is that a new word for "wood"?

oops.

Oh, sure. "She" SAYS she's a 16-year-old girl. But then later you find out "she" is really a 45-year-old fat balding accountant named Herb, and then it's too late 'cause you've given "her" your phone number and Herb starts calling you all the time and leaving flowers on your doorstep and refuses to leave you alone until you go on a date with him.

Hypothetically speaking. Not that this has ever happened to me. Just sayin'.

LMAO

If it is a 16 year old girl, I'm not sure how she would have ended up in a Chiefs forum chat room that no one ever goes in.

So, were you the receiver?

The date wasn't bad. But that bitch, he never calls, never writes...

I've been busy.

Whatsamatter, you can't even pick up the phone to call and say hello once in a while? You know, like the old commercials? What was it... "Reach around, reach-around and touch someone..." No, wait, that's not it...

No, but I like that your version better.

Well, who wouldn't? And since I'm new around here I'll even take you out for ice cream afterwards. As long as it's our secret and you don't tell your parents! :D

Oh yeah. I'm 16. I forgot. Nope, parents won't know.

Notice how a salad just goes right thru you?

CHECKING IN!

I bought a sweet bike today with some prize money I just received. It's an apricot cruiser. I feel like me and Rainman are now kindred stickmen.

YAY!!!

No, and I really don't want to. :p

Yeah. Especially if it's stuck on the end of a very long sharp pole and you shove it real hard right in between the ribs, until it pokes out the back and... Um, nevermind. Forgot. New here. Must appear non-threatening and sane. Puppies, rainbows, Smurfs!

I noticed your only friend is DCS .. WTF n--b.

Don't mention Smurfs. My dad might show up.

Unless papasmurf checks in...

I hadn't even checked that. Man....

He only checks in when I tell him something's going on...lol

Shit, we better put him in the red post haste!

I usually check the profiles of loud-mouthed n00bs. You never know when Marlboro Chief will next attack.

I'm new here. It's like being the new bitch in prison, you gotta take the love where you can find it and accept one and all. Once I find some big guy to protect me while I'm in the Yard, then I can figure out who's who and pick sides. Until then, I just gotta buy a lot of Vaseline and deal with walking funny.

Last time, he posted pr0n on my visitor page.

Goddamnit, which one of you knuckleheads put him back in the green already?

That was an accident. ROFL

I was concentrating on some virulent smaque and forgot to click I DO NOT ****ING LIKE THIS POST.

Well, you don't post in all caps, don't include annoying pictures, and your posts are somewhat creative. I'm not one to judge a person based on the actions of others. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, don't. :)

What, we neg reppin? Who wants some??

Nope, no alt here. I'm a Patriots fan who had been posting on PatriotsPlanet for a few years, and am wandering the Internet looking for a new place to kill time. I'd looked in over here a few times in the past. Since you guys have Cassel, Pioli, and Vrabel, and I don't dislike the Chiefs, and you have a big enough membership to always have something going here, and you all seem sufficiently #$^&ed in the head, I signed up. I hope it works out, 'cause if I have to keep looking and run out of options I might find myself on a Jets board or something (the Internet equivalent of a crack-whore and a bring-your-own-sheets flophouse).

But you nailed the loud-mouthed part.

WHATS WRONG WITH TYPING IN CAPS, FOOL!?

If you are a Pats fan in the same vein as Amnorix, you'll be fine here.

Otherwise, GTFO right now. :D

Holy shite. My rep must be worth a lot. He just went from 5 red to 10 green. :)

MOTHER****ER! WHO IS DOING THAT?

Bugsy does.

Goddamnit! :cuss:

Boom.

I guess you have the knack of making it hard....

That's fine, neg rep me all you want, just give the n00b some too.

I don't like people who post in all caps. I always try to use proper spelling and punctuation because, as any edumacated person knows, it makes you seem a lot more intelligent than you really are. I can't include annoying pictures because I don't have enough posts. I'll settle for "somewhat creative". It's more than my wife thinks.

Missed me. :p

N00b

"Educated"

:P I would never neg rep you. Although, if w're spreading it around....Claythan gave me a healthy neg rep.

Damn, that's gonna leave a mark to whomever it ends up hitting.

Was it anything good?

Wow, I've got all the cool people crawling out from the woodwork.

No, it was gay pr0n. :(

I don't think you're familiar with Marlboro_Chief. LMAO

Ha, was it 2 chicks or was it a couple of sausage smokers?

The fun ones are always married.

I'll let you guess at it.

BTW, the Alamo commercial where the chick says, "You had me at 'no lines'," is really stupid.

I never read his stuff. It seems like that bastard always got banned before I would get a chance to get online after work.

Hi

I'm not familiar with that screen name. But I can tell you that I'm not a pink-hatter who jumped on the bandwagon; I've been following them since they sucked (not the more recent time they sucked, in the late 80s/early 90s, but when they originally sucked, in the early 80s). My first live game as a teen was in the mid-80s, in the sh*tbowl known as Sullivan Stadium, watching the Cleveland Browns break Steve Grogan's leg. Then came the glorious years of Irving Fryar getting stabbed by his wife, and the Lisa Olsen incident where a player in the locker room showed a female reporter his "little player". The joy of the playoff run, being the first team to win three straight road playoff games, before getting butt#^$%ed by the Chicago Bears in the Super Bowl in the mid-80s and having John Hannah say that Tony Eason should've been wearing a dress... that was pleasant. Then the late 80s and early 90s, when Buffalo was going to four straight Super Bowls and the Patriots and Colts sucked so bad that when they met the newscasters liked to refer to it as the "Toilet Bowl"... Sweet. Back to the forefront in the mid-90s with Drew Bledsoe, only to watch that chicken#$^&er Brett Farvruruh and the Green Bay Packers squash us 10 years after McMahon and "Refrigerator" Perry did. So, while I've enjoyed the three Tom Brady Super Bowls, I still remember the pain of sucking and thus sympathize with other teams who haven't seen the good times yet. Hence the reason I hope Pioli and Cassel do well for you guys. Not to mention I have a seething hatred for the Broncos, Raiders, and Chargers, who are all comprised of kitten-drowning butt-pirates and who I hope collectively never sniff a Super Bowl again, unless it's to feel the pain of going 16-0 and then losing like we did.

Uh-oh. Party's over.



:p

He poses as a regular guy (with the occasional racist outburst that he simply can not control, the odd ****) and once he hits the mark where you can post pictures, he spams gay porn or those gory death photos that you find on the net.

You haven't missed much.

OH HAI COOL BRAH.

That works better if you leave of the L. "FOO!" At least that's how Mr. T used to say it. Sh*t, showing my age now...

I just took the n00b from 4 green to the red