Y'all are just plain nuts!

well....

Not me, I tend to avoid pain.

Unless you're targeting crack whores.

you must go to the high class crack whores. Mine take coins.

You try to burn wholes in coins with cigarette butts?

This thread really needs references.:p

My threads have to come with references?

Any volunteers?

Okay. Fine. I see how it is. :sulk:


I have no references.


:)

Hey, it takes time make up stuff that's believable. :)

He didn't say they had to be good references. :)

We guys have selective intelligence, Luv. :D

"Your attention, please. Now paging Hootie. Hootie, you're being paged."

ROFLROFLROFLROFL


...Slug because I want to; because I'm bigger than you, and it'll hurt.

That would explain the selective hearing and selective comprehension as well. :p

ROFLROFLROFL


...As well as the selective sensitivity. :p :D

With most guys, you just have to try to figure out how to make them think it's to their advantage to do what you want them to do. I've just yet to figure out how.

:hmmm:
Well, don't give up, Luv, it's really not that hard; we are very basic creatures.


For instance: when my wife and I argue, I always get the last word; "yes dear...yes dear".

You do all that while making him think it was his idea all along, and you take your first step toward ruling the world.

That's the plan. :evil:

we must have very different opinions on what a 'reerun' is...

Making fun of fat girls is a hobby of mine, does that make me reeruned? I don't think so. It makes me feel extra good about myself ;)

No, being reeruned would be if you made fun of someone for something they couldn't help, like being ugly. A majority of fat people have the ability to lose weight (and I've been doing so, btw), so making fun of them is just mean, not reeruned.

If I was both fat and ugly (and I was a female), I'd, without a doubt, end my life.

That's why I'm losing weight. I have the will to live.

That's nice.

I prefer "retart."

still trying to get attention with worthless posts I see.
Just so you know, we were asking your question shortly after you showed up and started posting on this board

Sorry about that, luv, but you could have put me on ignore or PM'd me instead of making a whole damn thread about it.

Most people do not realize how truly stupid they are. Some think it is humor, some don’t think at all.

Influx? I've been here longer than you have!

Why Hootie, I believe you misunderstood me. I never call anyone a reerun even if it is an accurate description.

Have some rep compliments of me for that dumbasserry

Dave

No, an accurate description for me would be something like this: Incredibly sexy, amazing sense of humor, SENSATIONAL athlete, oh man, yep, that pretty much covers it.

Nice to meet you, though!

CURIOUSLY SPEAKING, and remember, this is entirely out of curiosity, do you people REALLY rep posts and expect the person on the other end to care?! I mean, I don't even know what's going on with the whole 'rep' system, nor do I care, but WOW. I just looked for the first time and I have like, I don't know, -2100 reputation points. Now I don't know how the system works, but if individually, you halfcan lead homo's ACTUALLY negative repped me 2100 times, my hat is off to you all. Not only would I BEG for that 30 minutes of my life back, but I'd probably hit myself in the nuts for being such a giant douche. Oh here we go again, making rash assumptions. I mean, who am I to judge?!

Jan06 is putting on a real challenge to some of the dumbf@ckary of Sept/Oct 05.

That was an awful lot of typing about something you don't care about.

You are going to fit in great here! Pull up a seat and make yourself comfy!

well when you type 90+ WPM, it's really not. Typing and I are like Lender's Bagels and cream cheese...we just really go together!

Congratulations on being a fast bitcher.

not if the 'almighty', 'website comedian' halfcan has anything to say about it! He just has so many important things to say...

He came in the same way you have.

Hey, thanks. When you're white like me, it's your BIRTH RIGHT to bitch. Being the fast bitcher that I've become shows me how much potential I have in life. For that, I thank God every morning before I toast my bagel.

comparing me to a homosexual is just rude. Calling me a 'fast bitcher', that's one thing...comparing me to a blatant homosexual, that hurts. Let's keep this 'above the belt', please.

...

And trolling girls on the Internet is the extent of your potential?

I'd think you'd stretch yourself and at least go after the boys.

Trolling girls?! Hmm, I've never thought of it that way. But, if that is where my potential leads me, then that is the life I MUST lead. The way I look at it is, if they already have low self-esteem, why not pitch in your 0.03 cents to make it a little lower?! A fat girl pro-creating is just, wow, not a good thing. (Unless you're drunk or something, then it's ok, but don't claim the kid, because then all of your friends will make fun of you for doing a fatty, I mean, we all know you keep that kind of stuff to yourself...)

Having reached the pinacle of your Internet career, you should probably go out in the real world to perfect your art.

It's not much of an accomplishment to throw shit from safety.

It is what it is man. Besides, I've not once said I was a nice person, people assume to much. BTW, thanks for giving us one of your weakness!! :thumb:

Oh great. Are you going to challenge me to a duel now? If so, please, everyone knows I'm the best fighter in the country. Maybe the world.

Let's keep it on the downlow. The last thing I need around here is to be labeled a homophobe. I'm already an anti-christ woman hater, I don't need anymore labels.

Will you put as much effort into it as you did your whine about neg rep?

you have pres day off or do you ever go to work?

When is NOT ok to lie?!

To me, it's quite simple. When I was 7 years of age, I had a very detailed dream where J.C. himself and I had a little conversation. He says to me VERY cleary, "Rick, you should never lie while riding a bicycle, of any sort." Now, at such a young age, I didn't know what to make of this. Hell, I just friggin' took the training wheels off of my bike. So I kind of shrugged it off at the time and went on with my life. At around age 11, I was riding my bike around town when I ran into the neighborhood reject Hugh. Hugh stops me, and I'm thinking Jesus Christ, and he says to me, "Rick, what do you think of me?!" First thought is telling me to just lie, let him down easy...but then I remembered that vivid dream I had where J.C. flat out told me, "Never lie while on a bike." So I looked at Hugh and I say, "Hugh, you're just a giant douche." Hugh went on to become a huge movie star after that. I like to think I had a big hand in that. To sum things up, this is why I make fun of the less fortunate/fat. I give people the needed motivation to make the ABSOLUTE most out of themselves. Now I know fat girls can't really do anything in life, I understand that. But if I motivate them to cut down on JUST ONE TWINKIE a day, I am doing my part to make this world a better place.

I like to think about positive things, like the movie Goodwill Hunting. Hookers, though convenient, seem to be a negative influence on my life. I'm pretty sure my ex-girlfriend was a hooker, and now all of the topical cream in the world can't cure what I have...

You're all a bunch of reeruns...always have been.

I see no "influx". Just new reeruns clashing with old reeruns.

A loose anus?

well...

I appreciate your attempted humor.

how a person treats someone they feel they're better than, can be a way to judge one's character. Maybe on the internet that doesn't apply so much

psychologist by trade?

I just made a statement, at no point did I indicate I wanted to engage in a conversation :harumph:

and I asked a rhetorical question, at no point did I indicate that I wanted to engage in a conversation.

Damn. Have I ever seen you on here before? Nope. Okay. Moving right along.

One post summed up the whole thread. ROFL

...Lest you forget; you're also an idiot.

He doesn't care SO MUCH!!!!!

ROFLROFL

WTF is this all about? Have I mentioned that I like fat girls?

LOL nice one!!

almighty huh that is pretty close but I prefer- Omnipotent. Almighty, but not limited in authority or power!

Thats OMNIPOTENT-don't need a slew of Viagra jokes.

I agree-when Dumbfuck about covers it. And your welcome for the Neg rep-you earned every one of them. Next time don't call one of the sweetest people on the planet a Ho!!!

ROFL:clap::thumb:

Yup!

Omnipotent: having virtually unlimited authority or influence


Ya forgot the Merriam-Webster Dictionary definition so the moron could, maybe, understand your post. :thumb:

it's just seasonal

Another Sunday night...

LOL...

If you read some of the other forums out there you wouldn't think the posters here were nearly that bad...it's all about perspective.

This is true. Here I am a reerun, but on most other boards I am a god.

The man with half a brain can rule in the land of the brainless... but in the land of the fully brained, he is left to be a janitor :(