Mer, clear your PMs.

eh. *shrug*

I'm not too concerned about the spelling of the word "hygeine." I'm suprised that it was even worth posting a smilie over.

The smilie wasn't over the spelling error.

Go brush your teeth... :)

Floss your toes while your at it

And don't forget to wash those legs.

FAX

I did this morning. However, I'm traveling and I noticed that my travel toothbrush was covered in some kind of black material. It smelled like rancid cheese. But, since I know that brushing my teeth is very important, I brushed them with said brush anyway.

Toe flossing?

I did forget to do that this morning in the shower. Then again, I'm at a fucking Holiday Inn Express and despite being in their "best suite," the fucking shower head was not behaving properly.

Yes the Toe Jam Must be Cleared out by flossing or by orally removing the Toe Jam with you teeth

Thanks, but I just use my nail clippers. And that cool, little toe jam tool.

what I wanna know is how did you get clippers on the plane?


have the terrorists won?

No. I'm just very persuasive.

I haven't read all of the pages... but, it's kinda like sitting next to a person as they pick their nose. Nobody wants to see that, much less hear the clippers as they go to town on your nails.

Just do it away from others...

the fingers are all right, I am told its the toes that are gross to mess with in public. I have met lots of people who are disgusted by feet. I don't understand that.

Hey, Donger, your wife says Hi!

That's nice.

Yeah, she really hasn't been able to say much. She's had her mouth full.

She does like to eat.

She suuure does!

ROFL

I'm relatively sure she doesn't like blowing wrinkly, old timer, beef jerky, however. But I could be wrong.

What amuses you?

You might want to try complaining to the airline instead of annoying the person next to you who was also delayed.

Just a thought. :D

She was an employee of the same airline. She was/is also fat.

Well D.... it was directed at bunny, and I think he knows..:D

Do share it with the group.

but I don't want to...and I don't think you can make me..:D

That's because you're a fucking idiot. And, you never knew your Daddy.

Biologically speaking, anyway.

ROFLROFL Talk about some mood swings.....ROFL

My mood is constant, unless I'm on an airplane. Which I'm not presently.

And I'd wager that you're an idiot regardless of my present location.

could it be...is that Maynard in your avi, donger?

No. It's chiefs4me.

the bald thing doesn't surprise me.

ROFL

That's pretty much what was expected, sans a rolleyes of course.

ah poor baby......:banghead::deevee: is that better???:D

Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

All right, who the fug is the wise guy that told Donger that?

:p

i don't have a boat..:(

Its always feigned ignorance with you too. :D

Dude, the mods could change your name to goatcheese and I would still be able to tell it was you.

ROFL.........hey bunny, how's those sharks.....ROFL we just scored on a penalty shot, kicking some oiler butt....:D

Now what the fug did you drag me into? :shrug:

Oh oh. bunny and chiefs4me have joined forces.

They suck this year, plain and simple. I haven't watched a full 3 period game all year, the suckage is so bad.

Can't wait for the baseball season though. 20 game package is burning a hole in my pocket.

My best Donger voice on/ What are you talking about?

It's horny.

:eek:

Just close your eyes and let it finish. Trust me.

Bit late on this one, but I'd imagine the pair on the plane would have a real fit when I chew one off, then do that little dry spit thing and send the chewed nail flying to the ground.

Once again, I don't know what you are talking about?

pay him no mind, he's trying to be funny....:D

No. But she was eating Doritos loudly and sucking the remainder off her fingers.

I would say no to doing that in public. I would not want to sit next to someone on a plane while they were clipping their fingers...and I would never let someone borrow my clippers either...gross! just do it at home for Christ sakes!

I would say no to doing that in public. I would not want to sit next to someone on a plane while they were clipping their fingers...and I would never let someone borrow my clippers either...gross! just do it at home for Christ sakes!