Looser.

Well, I did lose my virginity one time.

I have won several free dinners off of Petro and Crew on 810 on the "Stump the Chumps" contest.

I won cd's concert tickets and other junks no cash prize.

not a playoff game in 13 years.

Another 100 poster for Skiptowne.

I won the Wichita Internatoinal(lol) Raceway Pro Points Championship in 1988. (Drag Racing)

Probably the Coolest thing I have done next to help raise my daughters. :D

$500 scratch off lotto ticket, $2,500 Jackpot (slot), numerous $50 Keno tickets.

Cool
:clap:

OK, I'll help push this one over the top.

Won a radio call-in contest once, for a gift certificate from a sporting goods store, which I used to get some ammo for a .22 semi-auto rifle I had. Heh, I guess the stuff was too hot for the gun though, 'cause the spent shells kept jamming instead of ejecting cleanly. Okay, this story isn't going anywhere but I'm too lazy to edit it, so there.

You never did clean that rifle did you?

Won a raffle for River Rafting trip in Maine's whitewater.

Nope. Actually, it was fairly new at the time. I don't think I had put more than 20 rounds through it. The regular shells that I had worked just fine, but these little buggers jammed it every time, so I just blamed 'em and put 'em away.

Maine? Is that in the US?

I won my wife's heart. Everything else is secondary.

No it sunk in Havana's harbor...you remember that?

Yeah, but who cares if Maine sunk?

you are getting closer... :-)

Yes, yes I am.

I won a dictionary from my 6th grade spelling bee. You betta recanize! I also won a scholarship, but I don't know if that counts.

I just won a set of golf clubs, $60, a $50 gift card, and 4 New York strips.

there ya go.

Can't leave this thread at 99 replies. What do I win? Neg rep from Skip?

Do they even offer those things for retail? What would they cost? $5? $10?

I won a ticket to the 2003 Playoff game from the great little pick a number we game thread right here on ChiefsPlanet. I was ecstatic!

You should have won a spot in the defensive backfield that day. We might have had a chance. Or, maybe, honorary punter, since they didn't see the field.

A free vasectomy....from recent med school grad.

Yup. One of the greatest days of my life other than the outcome. I actually got to go to a Chiefs game, let alone a playoff game. Had a ticket to the arrowhead club. Got to watch my favorite team with one of the best offenses ever put up 31 points at home in the playoffs. Got to see Dante return a kick. Got to hear Arrowhead stadium at it's peak noise level for the first time ever at that moment (and the following defensive series...the ONE and only time we stopped em...when Manning smoked us with the 12 men on the field.) Got wasted and had a blast in the stands with other Chiefs fans. But we lost.

Is that really possible? I still don't believe it.

$5,000 on Powerball