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It's only illegal if you get caught. I'm just sayin ...

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One of those $99 divorce kits would be cheaper. :p

Does she at least feel stupid and guilty, or is this all somehow your fault?

[female logic] Of COURSE it's his fault, you insensitive bastard! [/female logic]

No its not my fault and she knows it.. she knows she needs her meds... but she will blame her being on meds on the first place on me.

That's vicious man..

Well... she may have a small point there.... ROFL

at least Im not alone. heh.

Eh, good point. Heh.

So that Gorilla glue is some good shit? I've always wondered about that.

its pretty good. i just duct taped my wifes mouth shut... had some gorilla glue on it...should stick nicely. ill let ya know. heh

You know if you were smart you woulda shut her up with something else...just sayin'

He lost his tweezers.....just sayin'

I think the four of you should hook up sometime.

Just think of the damage two of them could accomplish together. :evil:

Last year during the Dallas/KC game, I chucked a plate into the wall and cabinets in the kitchen, embedding shards of glass in the countertop formica and the cabinets. It was immediately after the Ed Perry snap.

I broke my Louisville Slugger on a telephone pole after bashing in a 5 gallon bucket when Nebraska screwed Missouri in 98.

When the Chiefs missed the playoffs for the first time in 7 years in 96, I burned my Chiefs hat and pissed on it.

A few remotes have met their demise at the ends of various Cardinal games.

hey Hamas... um, its just sports. Damn. It makes you no money, doesnt love you, and doesnt know you exist. Damn. I never get that upset over a ****ing game. wow

heh. I get disappointed, obviously, but I guess I have been a fan of Kansas City sports too long to get angry over them.

Don't you mean '97, or did we screw you again in '98?

pussy

That's cause you've never bet on one.

Moooo

if a game kills me i will ususally kill a bottle of liqour. Luckily i haven't got to emotionally into a game for awhile. That dallas game killed me last year but i didn't even drink for that. When it comes down boo hoo some millionairs lost a kids game. Where it hurts is if my highschool or college team looses when you are actually attached to the name.

Where'd you go to college at?

Moooo

shit laugh all you want but it was a small school in St. Joseph. Our nemisus is northwest missouri state. Now most rivalries might bring out some "KU sucks "MU sucks" quotes. The northwest Missouri western games bring out the pepper spray and the MHP.

You know, I'm the same way, but sometimes it sneaks up on me when I least expect it. 2 years ago after the Denver loss, I went absolutely ape shit and can't explain it, but I did over $1000 damage to the bedroom and its walls... I'm still pissed at myself...

Shit, us small school, small town folks are all in the same boat.

Yeah. I'm guessing Missouri Western? BTW you're speaking to a person who TRUELY believes division 2A sports are the true fabric of America. Even 1A teams a lot of times have too much politics involved, but with 2A, there's no cameras, no multimillion dollar coaching deals, its all about the pigskin.

Moooo

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well it's like this, and it think that i qualify as a quotable speaker on this . when it comes to women if you are low on money or she is out of money well, your are going to see her go into bitch mode real quick. i have been married twice and for a total of 38 years and if theres one thing i have learned .....IF IT'S GOT TITS OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU TROUBLE...

My woman dont break shit...she goes for the knife rack.

Mine goes for the left hook!

Glad this got bumped up -- I missed it the first time. :D