Strange creatures, you females. God bless you all.

So its more of an "eew" thing than a "how rude!" thing?

Interesting. I'm not being perverted, I just think its neat how some people will interpret the same act two entirely different ways.

Moooo

P.S. How many people have come up with sounds of Jackie Gleason in their head?

"POW! Right in the kisser!"

Are you kidding?

Yes, it's more of an "ewww" thing. At least for me. I'm sure there are plenty of chicks that like it. And so what if you think it's hot? You've just finished. What's it matter where it goes?

No. As a guy I wouldn't mind it at all, but if I was to think like a girl, I would probably think it was nasty stuff...

Girls think everything is nasty.

Moooo

Paging Mr. Gochiefs....

That's the funny part. The few times I've gone facial on a chick it was awesome to think about it beforehand, but then whenever I'm actually doing it, I switch back into non-horny mode and feel guilty, even when the chick was the one wanting to do it.

Overall, I'd take the swallow any day. That's hot in more than one way.

Moooo

Words to live by. Isn't that a direct quote from Eleanor Roosevelt?

Now hold on, your other post made it seem like....well l,ik,e it happens all the time and you like in the mouth instead of elswhere because of mess...now this post you seem like an angel that...oh nevermind

No, I think it was John Elway.

David Bowie I think.

I think that was "No one can make you feel inferior without your permission." Something like that.

No, they don't. Most women are 'nastier' than most men. They just don't have the same hang-ups.

Bottom-line, gents. Go into each and every sexual event with a singular goal: your job is to provide your female with a (and hopefully multiple) G-spot orgasm.

The rest will take care of itself.

You must've misread my other posts.

Submission.

That was actually some masochist named Frank.

Moooo

you mean the chick woke up? That sucks when that happens before you finish-lol

Now these are words to live by, gentelemen.

That's what you think.

Pink eye = pulling out during a BJ right before launching yer' load so it can be aimed in her eyes causing irritation because she performed in a very unsatisfactory manner...

I think every guy on here misread that.


"blah blah blah..... I like it in the mouth......blah blah....

You should know by now guys don't pay attention to girls, they hear and read what their dirty little minds make them.

How did I know when I got to the end of this thread that it would be dominated by Moooo, Luv, and Halfcan? :hmmm:

ROFL I can honestly say I would NEVER have seen that post coming

The G-Spot is a myth made up by feminists to make them feel bad.

On a more serious note, luv, is that the spot that women say makes them feel like they have to go pee when you hit? I've gotten that a few times where the chick says its great, but it also makes them feel like they have to pee (it was the same girl).

Moooo

You must have misread Luvs quote also.

That is just so not right.

Well, not really. I said, "every sexual event." That's inaccurate. After all, it's kind of hard to stimulate a female orgasm when you're banging a rolled-up piece of carpet. Or so I'm told.

Unless the piece of carpet is female, I suppose.

I have had that before. I actually had him stop because I was afraid I would pee on him!

LOL yeah. It's like, "I think this kinky act is gross, I prefer this even kinkier act instead..."

Not complaining, just interesting. I'd figure it'd the the one way over the other.

Moooo

Hey I already posted a disclaimer, showing my disgust at this inapropriate thread. Luv got things going with her "Misread" facial post-lol

Just so you are clear, I prefer it in the mouth, and not all over my face.

Golden shower anyone???

Thanks for clearing that up :drool:

I will keep that in mind-har har

Having a girl swallow is kinkier than having it all over her face?

I think its hotter, IMO.

I could get into the details, but its really confusing as to why I think it is.

Moooo

And suddenly, half 'the Planet' were typing with one hand...

So spunk does clear up acne-there you go learn something new everyday.

Another time, I actually had him stop so I could go in to the bathroom. Am I avoiding an embarrassing situation, or should I let it happen?

To be honest, it doesn't matter, both would be fine.

Umm, my guess is the guy probably doesn't want a face full of piss.

Left myself open for that one. :banghead:

I have a feeling that some part deep inside your father just died a little...

I've heard that's how a chick learns how to squirt. I think that's really weird personally, but I've heard some guys think its hot.

If that is how you do it (which would be a comical process to find out), it would depend on the guy you were with as to whether or not he would.

Moooo

ROFL

I guess not. I'm just not really experienced at the whole sex thing (got started late in life). I really should be drinking while posting this embarrassing stuff that will be used against me later...lol.

Eh........................So far, no...

Go to the bathroom BEFORE sex.

What you felt was most likely a G-spot orgasm coming on, which feels (apparently) like you have to pee.

I wouldn't say "open" on this thread-you might get mesread-lol

I figured when you guys started talking about a mouthful of spunk-all the Donks fans would show up.

ROFL

I met a prostitute that insisted she's had numerous men PAY for just that kind of thing.

:shake:

You might wanna clear this up with the guy beforehand, cause that's a good way to lose a bf.

If it was me, she'd have to do some explaining if she didn't warn me beforehand and I didn't go along with it.

Moooo

Yeah I suppose you are a bit inexpierenced...."Having you ever been EXPERIENCED""

You need a personal instructor...Pageing Dr. Halfcan...

Or get knocked the **** out...

Clear your PM's darlen, I'm thinking that post get's some attention ROFL

I read somewhere that most fetish prostitutes don't even have sex. All the guys want is their weird fetish to be fulfilled and then they're done.

Moooo

Warn you about what? That she was going to pee?

:huh: :eek: :donks:

I'm a good communicator. This is definitely something I would talk over.

I'm thinking that falls under common courtesy, yeah...

Yes. Especially if she's never done it before. If its something she knows she wouldn't have to explain, but if we're trying this for the first time I would like to know if something is possibly going awry (like her desire to pee).

Moooo

Oh you "READ" that somewhere huh??

I would tell him how it feels, that I've never fully experienced it before, and ask him what would happen if I did actually end up peeing.

No, I didn't bang her. Or touch her for that matter.

You don't meet a prostitute every day so I pretty much just fed her drinks and milked her for info...

That's cause you are cool.

Moooo

This thread is turning into a Letter to Hustler.

Hmmm....

So what's your fetish?

Hey, I should use that as a pick up line...lol.

No, no. I meant as in the gal saying (before things got heavy), "Wait I have to go pee."

Oh boy.
I can see the "Pillow talk" now
" ahh, just to make it clear before we start is it all right if I piss on your head?"

All over her face, apparently...

If I tell you I'm a prostitute, will you feed me drinks, too?

Isn't she suppose to milk you-lol

ROFL

But then you wouldn't get any. All the guys would be like, "Let me smell your feet!" And then that would be it.

Moooo

Or another candidate for the Hall of Classics

Yes, yes, I'd think that falls under common courtesy.

I've done that. It's embarrassing, but I'd rather do that than pee all over him.

Umm oh nevermind...

Now there's something you don't hear every day...

Hey, as long as you're willing to pay for that. More power to ya. Hope you don't have a strong sense of smell. Which you don't, do you? :hmmm:

Bunch of Pervs on here-excluding myself of course.