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milkman 08-20-2006 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Here one for Iowa-neck.

Your mom was raped by pile of dogshit. Your ugly whore of a mom said please don't stop. My son someday will be a famous loser on 'chiefsplanet'. She says 'please impregnate me!'.

Out pops Iowanian !

I don't know where you found that picture, or what kind of fetishes you have that lead to that discovery, but dude, don't share your obsessions with us.

chief2000 08-20-2006 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan
wow, you are pretty stupid 2000.

People who say 'wow' are pretty stupid.

I am you ! Wow. Wow. Wow.

:)

chief2000 08-20-2006 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
yeah.

You'll be around a long time.


Whats wrong corncob ?

I thought you would be more fun ! :hmmm:

Ebolapox 08-20-2006 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
No one cares. Hows that. Go back to sleep Grandpa.

ROFL

you're a tool... I'm 23

Iowanian 08-20-2006 10:34 PM

I see a career involving a hairnet or paper hat in your future.

Lonewolf Ed 08-20-2006 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Y or N .

Yes, if I was a total lunatic.

chief2000 08-20-2006 10:37 PM

I see a career for you as my brownnosing stooge who gets to lick the condom after I am through screwing my woman.

greg63 08-20-2006 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Would you trade Larry Johnson for an impact D-Tackle ?

N

RealSNR 08-20-2006 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
I see a career for you as my brownnosing stooge who gets to lick the condom after I am through screwing my woman.

Yes, make sure we all know how much of a manly pimp you are when you screw your "woman" so we don't become suspicious of either your age or your sexual orientation.

Oh wait, too late.

milkman 08-20-2006 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
I see a career for you as my brownnosing stooge who gets to lick the condom after I am through screwing my woman.

Oh come on.
You couldn't get a woman to screw you.

Not even the blow up variety.

chief2000 08-20-2006 10:44 PM

Snr we know you cement your keyboard every night.

Don't be jealous of guys that can get women.

chief2000 08-20-2006 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman
Oh come on.
You couldn't get a woman to screw you.

Not even the blow up variety.

We all wish we could screw your daughter like you do.

RealSNR 08-20-2006 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Snr we know you cement your keyboard every night.

Don't be jealous of guys that can get women.

Oh, I can get women. And I know how to keep them longer than two weeks, because I don't have the hormones of a 13-year old.

Oh, and why are you on the internet right now? Isn't it Nickelodeon's "Late night" lineup right now? You better go check it out! It's gonna be mega awesome!

chief2000 08-20-2006 10:48 PM

I am done for tonight.

Tomorrow more fun.

blueballs 08-20-2006 10:50 PM

daddy must have pulled in the
driveway

RealSNR 08-20-2006 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
I am done for tonight.

Tomorrow more fun.

When does school start for you? I'd like to have a spot during the day where I can surf Chiefsplanet without all the dumbassery

milkman 08-20-2006 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
We all wish we could screw your daughter like you do.

You just keep digging deeper and deeper.

Every post you make just tells us how sick you are.

It has become apparent to me that you're a gay pedophile with animal and shit fetishes.

You just try to project your own fetishes and insecurities onto others.

I hope you're being well taken care of in an asylum some where.

God help us if you're a free man.

greg63 08-20-2006 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SNR
When does school start for you? I'd like to have a spot during the day where I can surf Chiefsplanet without all the dumbassery


Does this exist?

PastorMikH 08-20-2006 11:11 PM

Geesh, this dude's an idiot.


Who will he be willing to give up next for a Defensice Tackle?



Say, maybe we can do a package deal. We'll send Green, LJ, DJ, Gonzo, Shields, Ty Law and our first round draft picks in 2007 and 2008 to Jacksonville for Marcus Stroud or to San Diego for Jamal Williams.


After all, once we have a stud DT, we won't need anyone else.

greg63 08-20-2006 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
Geesh, this dude's and idiot.


Who will he be willing to give up next for a Defensice Tackle?



Say, maybe we can do a package deal. We'll send Green, LJ, DJ, Gonzo, Shields, Ty Law and our first round draft picks in 2007 and 2008 to Jacksonville for Marcus Stroud or to San Diego for Jamal Williams.


After all, once we have a stud DT, we won't need anyone else.

Fixed yer post. :D

ChiefsCountry 08-20-2006 11:21 PM

You know your an idiot when the Pastor digs on you.

ChiefsFanatic 08-20-2006 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by meStevo
F N.

duh
:shake:

PastorMikH 08-20-2006 11:23 PM

If you want an impact DT, just hypnotize Sims and tell him the QB is really a guy that is going to take all the fried chicken off the buffet line before Sims gets there.

TinyEvel 08-20-2006 11:24 PM

NO! Without the running game, you can't control the clock. And that's how you win games. Last time I checked. You win them when you take the other team's game away by controlling the clock and running the ball.
Take LJ away and we can't run the ball, and if you don't run the ball, you can't take the other team's game away, and if you don't take the other team's game away, you can't win games.
Man, Don't you listen to Herm?

PastorMikH 08-20-2006 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry
You know your an idiot when the Pastor digs on you.



He wouldn't be the first, just the first in a while. Stupid statements like this one really start bringing back the Arch Bishop of Smaque back out of me.

greg63 08-20-2006 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
If you want an impact DT, just hypnotize Sims and tell him the QB is really a guy that is going to take all the fried chicken off the buffet line before Sims gets there.

At this point trading Sims for a water boy would be quite equitable.

PastorMikH 08-20-2006 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by greg63
At this point trading Sims for a water boy would be quite equitable.



I'm telling you it's all about motivation. Shoot, after this year is up, he'll probably hammer the QB just to get a free buffet dinner. I imagine his salary will drop considerably when he signs elsewhere after the showing he's made here.

greg63 08-20-2006 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
I'm telling you it's all about motivation. Shoot, after this year is up, he'll probably hammer the QB just to get a free buffet dinner. I imagine his salary will drop considerably when he signs elsewhere after the showing he's made here.

ROFL
True; he's been a bust from day one.

ChiefaRoo 08-21-2006 01:03 AM

ONLY if he was Derrick Thomas or Lawrence Taylor in their prime. You can always get a good back but a Derrick Thomas only comes along every 20 years or so.

big nasty kcnut 08-21-2006 02:07 AM

Ok your a duche and hell no keep lj.

Rogcop_3121 08-21-2006 05:30 AM

DEA
 
I'm sending the DEA to your house, you must be high.

StcChief 08-21-2006 05:45 AM

eh...NO.

Mr. Kotter 08-21-2006 06:37 AM

No.

Duh.

Inspector 08-21-2006 06:41 AM

I'll take the "keep LJ" option.

Thanks for your interest.

Sully 08-21-2006 07:14 AM

The argument for Pro-Choice.

ROYC75 08-21-2006 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Y or N .

Without reading the whole thread ...... a good hindsight 20/20 question. Right now, NO. Knowing we don't have PH or any reliable backup HB.

I was on record back then wanting a DT ..... Not recalling who was available then. I know we had other issues, LB's, CB's as well, we didn't address the D then and we have been behind the curve on the D for sometime. Would the draft of given us a solid defensive performer ? Who knows, CP might have found a way to screw that up too .

Today, trade LJ ? No, we need to look elsewhere for a DT.

Ebolapox 08-17-2007 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
WOULD YA EAT THE MOON IF IT WERE MADE OF RIBS?

LET'S MAKE SLOPPY MARTIAN LOVE IN THE BACK OF MY DUNE BUGGY!

ROFL

I missed this the first time around. pretty funny, clayton.

Mr. Flopnuts 08-17-2007 01:46 AM

teh ghey I've never typed that before. I probably won't ever again.

Ebolapox 08-17-2007 01:47 AM

apparently 2k was a prophet--I mean, he revolutionized teh 'LJ for "tackle" ' threads....

GoTrav 08-17-2007 01:59 AM

no

Smed1065 08-17-2007 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! The n00bs have taken over the asylum.

Slacker!

Smed1065 08-17-2007 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by chief2000
Snr we know you cement your keyboard every night.

Don't be jealous of guys that can get women.

Thats why you were pounding keys and going night-night.

htismaqe 08-17-2007 06:14 AM

No.

We just spent 2/3 of our first day draft on defensive tackles...**** that...


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