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FAX 02-08-2007 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser
Raiduhs
ROFL

Good one, Mr. Bowser.

FAX

Phobia 02-08-2007 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX
Holy Pots of Pulsing Placentas, Mr. Phobia.

What is your intention? Mr. 4th and Long is an excellent choice.

FAX
He's an excellent choice for what?

Bowser 02-08-2007 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
He's an excellent choice for what?
Mod of the new softcore porn forum that will be open for business any day now.

Rausch 02-08-2007 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
So I keep clicking into this poll expecting to have a paltry vote. I continue to be disappointed.
We really should kill them all and hide them in the foundation of a Delt remodel...

Rausch 02-09-2007 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Bowser
Mod of the new softcore porn forum that will be open for business any day now.
Softcore porn is like a chocolate thermometer...

FAX 02-09-2007 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
He's an excellent choice for what?
Whatever.

My understanding is that Mr. 4th and Long has a vast array of diverse skills and a working knowledge of both the function of the female genetalia and the Springfield 30-06 shell reloader. As such, he could really be anything to which he sets his mind.

FAX

Phobia 02-09-2007 12:06 AM
I'm totally hurling myself off the Golden Gate Bridge now. Laz has a vote and I have none. I tried the selfless approach to this poll and gave my vote to the one true deserving candidate, Tommykat. What do I get in return for my sacrifice? Slapped in the face with an overpriced glove from Nordstroms that has been dipped in arsenic and then frozen to make delivery of the deadly poison more expedient.

IT BURNS - OH IT BURNS!!!!

Donger 02-09-2007 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by beer me
I find it amusing the way you jump to conclusions. Being that a couple of people on the other thread actually said they thought DanT would win if he were included, and expressed their thoughts that a couple of others would do well, I thought I'd have some fun with it and see what would happen.

It's not like there are a million other important threads going on.

Plus I wanted you to have another opportunity to feel smart with another comment about something I've done that you don't get.
Would it surprise you to know that I was joking in my earlier post? Sh*t, I've made threads about leg washing. You think I'd seriously give you crap about this one?

Rausch 02-09-2007 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by FAX
Whatever.

My understanding is that Mr. 4th and Long has a vast array of diverse skills and a working knowledge of both the function of the female genetalia and the Springfield 30-06 shell reloader. As such, he could really be anything to which he sets his mind.

FAX
So **** him and get it over with.

I can bang a hooker and empty a firearm...

Phobia 02-09-2007 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by FAX
Whatever.

My understanding is that Mr. 4th and Long has a vast array of diverse skills and a working knowledge of both the function of the female genetalia and the Springfield 30-06 shell reloader. As such, he could really be anything to which he sets his mind.

FAX
Like.... a.... homicidal gigolo?

PastorMikH 02-09-2007 12:12 AM
Looking at some of those names on that list and not even getting a mention myself is kinda depressing.


:(

Rausch 02-09-2007 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
I'm totally hurling myself off the Golden Gate Bridge now. Laz has a vote and I have none. I tried the selfless approach to this poll and gave my vote to the one true deserving candidate, Tommykat. What do I get in return for my sacrifice? Slapped in the face with an overpriced glove from Nordstroms that has been dipped in arsenic and then frozen to make delivery of the deadly poison more expedient.

IT BURNS - OH IT BURNS!!!!
Apparently the judges don't take wit into account.

Then again we may be the last jesters in Troy...

007 02-09-2007 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
Looking at some of those names on that list and not even getting a mention myself is kinda depressing.


:(
Sad state of affairs isn't it?

Rausch 02-09-2007 12:14 AM
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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
Looking at some of those names on that list and not even getting a mention myself is kinda depressing.


:(
It's all a part of the Lord's plan to purify you of hubris... :)

FAX 02-09-2007 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
Like.... a.... homicidal gigolo?
Yeah, that's pretty much the obvious career path. Either that, or a gate guard at Fort Lesbo.

FAX

Bowser 02-09-2007 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch
It's all a part of the Lord's plan to purify you of hubris... :)
Is that the stuff that the Scottish eat?

Never new the good Pastor was a Scot.

PastorMikH 02-09-2007 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch
It's all a part of the Lord's plan to purify you of hubris... :)


Just posting around here kinda takes care of that most of the time.:)

Bowser 02-09-2007 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by FAX
Yeah, that's pretty much the obvious career path. Either that, or a gate guard at Fort Lesbo.

FAX
I bet it's nowhere as good as the late night Cinemax movies make it out to be. So I'm told.

Donger 02-09-2007 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
I'm totally hurling myself off the Golden Gate Bridge now. Laz has a vote and I have none. I tried the selfless approach to this poll and gave my vote to the one true deserving candidate, Tommykat. What do I get in return for my sacrifice? Slapped in the face with an overpriced glove from Nordstroms that has been dipped in arsenic and then frozen to make delivery of the deadly poison more expedient.

IT BURNS - OH IT BURNS!!!!
I'm probably the only person that had to look up the freezing point of arsenic after reading that.

PastorMikH 02-09-2007 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Bowser
Is that the stuff that the Scottish eat?

Never new the good Pastor was a Scot.


It isn't, but actually, there be a little scottish blood in me veins. My grandfather's tree traces all the way back to Scotland. His great great and so on grandfather was actually a Lord of Scotland in the 1500-1600s but was banished because he helped lead a rebelion against England.

FAX 02-09-2007 12:23 AM
Wow. Imagine how your history might have been different if he had won, Mr. PastorMikH. You could be a Laird.

FAX

PastorMikH 02-09-2007 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by FAX
Wow. Imagine how your history might have been different if he had won, Mr. PastorMikH. You could be a Laird.

FAX

Knowing my luck, I'd probably end up a serf at the other end of the family line.

FAX 02-09-2007 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
Knowing my luck, I'd probably end up a serf at the other end of the family line.
ROFL

I doubt that, Mr. PastorMikH. But, I know what you mean. I'm part Cherokee and I'm always having reservations about it.

FAX

Bowser 02-09-2007 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by FAX
ROFL

I doubt that, Mr. PastorMikH. But, I know what you mean. I'm part Cherokee and I'm always having reservations about it.

FAX
*GROAN*


LMAO

boogblaster 02-09-2007 09:20 AM
Pottawata here..lite-em if you got em...

FAX 02-09-2007 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by boogblaster
Pottawata here..lite-em if you got em...
I knew a prostitute once who performed hip-hop music on the side, Mr. boogblaster.

She was Arapaho.

FAX

Archie Bunker 02-09-2007 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by FAX
I knew a prostitute once who performed hip-hop music on the side, Mr. boogblaster.

She was Arapaho.

FAX
ROFL

You're on fire sir.

Baby Lee 02-09-2007 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by FAX
I knew a prostitute once who performed hip-hop music on the side, Mr. boogblaster.

She was Arapaho.

FAX
I'm sure most are aware that, according to TPTB, Gatorade was developed at Florida University.

But the rest of the story was that it was actually developed at Florida State, but the respective universities made a deal under the table after FSU came to the cold hard realization that Seminole Fluid would never be a best-seller.

FAX 02-09-2007 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
I'm sure most are aware that, according to TPTB, Gatorade was developed at Florida University.

But the rest of the story was that it was actually developed at Florida State, but the respective universities made a deal under the table after FSU came to the cold hard realization that Seminole Fluid would never be a best-seller.
I completely agree with that assessment, Mr. Baby Lee.

They say that 7 out of 10 hermaphrodites are Comanches.

FAX

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-09-2007 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Would it surprise you to know that I was joking in my earlier post? Sh*t, I've made threads about leg washing. You think I'd seriously give you crap about this one?
No... but you're hard to read... a bit enigmatic... but that's why we love you. In a totally non-gay way...

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-09-2007 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
I'm totally hurling myself off the Golden Gate Bridge now. Laz has a vote and I have none. I tried the selfless approach to this poll and gave my vote to the one true deserving candidate, Tommykat. What do I get in return for my sacrifice? Slapped in the face with an overpriced glove from Nordstroms that has been dipped in arsenic and then frozen to make delivery of the deadly poison more expedient.

IT BURNS - OH IT BURNS!!!!
You kill me. No... really.

I'm dead.

FAX 02-09-2007 01:39 PM
Most Brooklyn teenagers are Utes.

FAX

Hammock Parties 02-09-2007 01:41 PM
I like softcore porn.

FAX 02-09-2007 01:43 PM
A Brooklyn teenager delivering pastry is a Paiute.

FAX

FAX 02-09-2007 01:45 PM
Most four-legged dogs are Quapaws.

FAX

Baby Lee 02-14-2007 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX
I completely agree with that assessment, Mr. Baby Lee.

They say that 7 out of 10 hermaphrodites are Comanches.

FAX
I thought they said that most orgies in Wisconsin involved Comanches.

HolyHandgernade 02-14-2007 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
Looking at some of those names on that list and not even getting a mention myself is kinda depressing.


:(
If I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that 'I don't know'. :hmmm:

greg63 02-14-2007 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
I like softcore porn.
..."Debbie Does Dishes"

Rausch 02-14-2007 11:30 PM
I have less votes than Tommykat.

I hope you all get VD...

greg63 02-14-2007 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Rausch
I have less votes than Tommykat.

I hope you all get VD...
Even those of us who voted for you?

Halfcan 02-15-2007 12:22 AM
I didunt mak da lis agin, I reckons I beter smartin up a bit.


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