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RNR 02-11-2007 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Hey crazycoffey? Would you mind going away from this thread? I'm trying to ascertain a consensus and, well, you're fucking it up.

Thanks.
I promise not to tell anymore jokes carry on...oh and FWIW I stand most of the time. :)

milkman 02-11-2007 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider
I promise not to tell anymore jokes carry on...oh and FWIW I stand most of the time. :)
You told jokes before?

2112 02-11-2007 12:29 AM
I only urinate sitting down when I go number 2..other wise I am always standing.

Donger 02-11-2007 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by milkman
A consensus?
On the planet?

Are you new here?
Well, if we can't form a consensus on whether or not peeing sitting down makes you a woman, call me GoChiefs and put chiefs4me in a room with me wearing no panties.

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Hey crazycoffey? Would you mind going away from this thread? I'm trying to ascertain a consensus and, well, you're fucking it up.

Thanks.

Jesus fuc**ing christ, I gave an opinion on your topic and got criticized for it. I am one of the few voices that held the opinion that peeing standing or sitting has nothing to do with one’s masculinity. Thus a direct answer to your thread question, and that’s not good enough for you?

Donger 02-11-2007 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
Jesus fuc**ing christ, I gave an opinion on your topic and got criticized for it. I am one of the few voices that held the opinion that peeing standing or sitting has nothing to do with one’s masculinity. Thus a direct answer to your thread question, and that’s not good enough for you?
Be quiet. Now.

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Be quiet. Now.
what if I don't want to

88TG88 02-11-2007 12:32 AM
i havent read any of the other previous posts but i think it is ok to piss sitting down if you really drunk or have poor aim. if you're afraid your friends or loved ones will laugh at you pissing while sitting just dont tell anyone

Donger 02-11-2007 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
what if I don't want to
Do you want to do this?

Hammock Parties 02-11-2007 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
what if I don't want to
We have ways of making you not talk.

milkman 02-11-2007 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Well, if we can't form a consensus on whether or not peeing sitting down makes you a woman, call me GoChiefs and put chiefs4me in a room with me wearing no panties.
I'm sorry, I can't do that.

I'm not sadistic.

Donger 02-11-2007 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by milkman
I'm sorry, I can't do that.

I'm not sadistic.
Something tells me she could handle him.

2112 02-11-2007 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Something tells me she could handle him.
GC would blow his load in his panties before unleashing the little thing.

luv 02-11-2007 12:35 AM
I always sit down to pee. Then again, I'm not exactly masculine. :)

Oh, and I love What Not To Wear!

Donger 02-11-2007 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Vos
GC would blow his load in his panties before unleashing the little thing.
As I said, I'm sure she could handle him.

RNR 02-11-2007 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by milkman
You told jokes before?
:cuss:

Donger 02-11-2007 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
I always sit down to pee. Then again, I'm not exactly masculine. :)

Oh, and I love What Not To Wear!
Isn't it great? I actually watched it on a plane yesterday instead of the news.

2112 02-11-2007 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
I always sit down to pee. Then again, I'm not exactly masculine. :)

Oh, and I love What Not To Wear!
So you say you go Comanche? :eek:

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
I always sit down to pee.


I would hope so

luv 02-11-2007 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Isn't it great? I actually watched it on a plane yesterday instead of the news.
I hate it when the person agrees with everything Stacy and Clinton say. I like the feisty ones.

Donger 02-11-2007 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
I hate it when the person agrees with everything Stacy and Clinton say. I like the feisty ones.
Wait. Which one's the gay one?

luv 02-11-2007 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Wait. Which one's the gay one?
Stacy is a female. Clinton is a male. I would guess Clinton.

Bugeater 02-11-2007 12:40 AM
And just FTR, watching "What not to wear" reflects far more poorly on one's masculity than peeing sitting down does.

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater
And just FTR, watching "What not to wear" reflects far more poorly on one's masculity than peeing sitting down does.

LMAO

Donger 02-11-2007 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by luv
Stacy is a female. Clinton is a male. I would guess Clinton.
Oh.

Donger 02-11-2007 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater
And just FTR, watching "What not to wear" reflects far more poorly on one's masculity than peeing sitting down does.
I can't believe that someone bit on that.

crazycoffey 02-11-2007 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater
And just FTR, watching "What not to wear" reflects far more poorly on one's masculity than peeing sitting down does.

I am begining to think, if I would have said this you would find a way to dispute me.

SPchief 02-11-2007 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
I can't believe that someone bit on that.


Sarcasm at its finest. I would hope.

Hammock Parties 02-11-2007 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater
And just FTR, watching "What not to wear" reflects far more poorly on one's masculity than peeing sitting down does.
Bullshit. I love that show. And I was carrying around 1,000 rounds of ammo earlier today.

luv 02-11-2007 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
I am begining to think, if I would have said this you would find a way to dispute me.
You need a drink.

Donger 02-11-2007 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Bullshit. I love that show. And I was carrying around 1,000 rounds of ammo earlier today.
Sequins aren't ammo, you puffer.

Bugeater 02-11-2007 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
I can't believe that someone bit on that.
Not sure what you mean by that, but there's no way you can tell me that men are in any way the target demographic of that show.

Bugeater 02-11-2007 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey
I am begining to think, if I would have said this you would find a way to dispute me.
What? That makes even less sense than Donger's response.

morphius 02-11-2007 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Bullshit. I love that show. And I was carrying around 1,000 rounds of ammo earlier today.
Interesting, as the gay member of the planet carries a gun for his job...

Donger 02-11-2007 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Not sure what you mean by that, but there's no way you can tell me that men are in any way the target demographic of that show.
Oh, I think some men are most certainly a demographic target.

Oh, and SPchief is most certainly disappointed.

Donger 02-11-2007 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by morphius
Interesting, as the gay member of the planet carries a gun for his job...
"The" gay member? Did I miss a poll?

morphius 02-11-2007 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
"The" gay member? Did I miss a poll?
Well, I only know of one for sure that is still a guy at least...

Of course I'm not paying that much attention either.

Bugeater 02-11-2007 01:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Oh, I think some men are most certainly a demographic target.
Who? It's women trying on clothes for god's sake.

Donger 02-11-2007 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Who? It's women trying on clothes for god's sake.
THE fuckING GAY GUYS, YOU PINHEAD.

Bugeater 02-11-2007 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
THE fuckING GAY GUYS, YOU PINHEAD.
Why the hell would gay men watch that? They don't wear womens clothes.

Donger 02-11-2007 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Why the hell would gay men watch that? They don't wear womens clothes.
Ugh! Deliver me from LL Bean!

You've never been around many gay guys, I take it?

SPchief 02-11-2007 01:07 AM
I'm confused.

Hammock Parties 02-11-2007 01:11 AM
DC isn't gay, his brother is.

Donger 02-11-2007 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
I'm confused.
That's not always a bad thing.

Donger 02-11-2007 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
DC isn't gay, his brother is.
I've never thought he was gay either.

Bugeater 02-11-2007 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Ugh! Deliver me from LL Bean!

You've never been around many gay guys, I take it?
Eh, a few here and there, but I have no idea what any of their personal interests were. To each his own I guess...

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-11-2007 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.
Just an idea here... how about grabbing a little tp and wiping it off when he's finished.

boogblaster 02-11-2007 02:01 AM
squat piss wipe your puss its a female thing

Bob Dole 02-11-2007 02:50 AM
Bob Dole just stood and pissed off the back porch.

booger 02-11-2007 02:50 AM
pissing outdoors is the best

luv 02-11-2007 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Bob Dole just stood and pissed off the back porch.
Guys have it so easy when it comes to pissing. Women have to squat by a tree while camping, for example. There's nothing to wipe with, an you have to try not to get your feet wet.

CoMoChief 02-11-2007 03:15 AM
If I'm really wasted to where I can't keep my balance I'll sit down. Other than that I won't.

Kerberos 02-11-2007 07:52 AM
I clean the Fuggin HEAD in my house so if I want to piss all over it (which usually happens) I am the poor schlep that has to clean it up.

Simple solution to that problem right there. If you are man enough to stan while pissing then don't expect someone else to clean up after your "Piss Poor Aiming" ASS.

That is ALL.

.

Phobia 02-11-2007 08:05 AM
I stand up and I clean up my own splatter.

CrazyHorse 02-11-2007 08:09 AM
Not only do I stand up, I'm standing on a freaking ladder when I piss.

What do you sissies think of that?

Phobia 02-11-2007 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyHorse
Not only do I stand up, I'm standing on a freaking ladder when I piss.

What do you sissies think of that?
When you get older and wiser you'll just lay it over the top of the ladder.

JBucc 02-11-2007 08:30 AM
That's why I aim for the tub or out the window, bigger target. You have to be sure to take that bug screen off though.

Fairplay 02-11-2007 08:34 AM
Pooping standing up requires more talent.

cdcox 02-11-2007 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Fairplay
Pooping standing up requires more talent.
That depends on how often you wash your legs.

ChiTown 02-11-2007 12:34 PM
Only when I am really hammered drunk and I can't stand or find the aim to hit the shitter. So, about 6-7 times/week.............

elvomito 02-11-2007 06:32 PM
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jidar 02-11-2007 06:34 PM
Sitting down to pee is for chicks and bundle of stickss.

Hootie 02-14-2007 09:37 AM
crazycoffey has to be the gayest person on the internet, easily.

Hootie 02-14-2007 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
How could you NOT tell he was joking.
ROFL

StcChief 02-14-2007 09:43 AM
only when taking a dump too...

Frankie 02-14-2007 10:05 AM
Ain't nothing unmanly about sit-down peeing. It's cleaner and not much more work than the stand-up version. In fact it has always been the rule at my house and I raised my son that way too. Only if I have to go at a public bathroom do I employ the stant-up tecnique.

BIG_DADDY 02-14-2007 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Frankie
Ain't nothing unmanly about sit-down peeing. It's cleaner and not much more work than the stand-up version. In fact it has always been the rule at my house and I raised my son that way too. Only if I have to go at a public bathroom do I employ the stant-up tecnique.
ROFL Do you wear panties too?

rad 02-14-2007 10:49 AM
Personally, I prefer to stand. I guess I wouldn't have any objections to someone who sits, as long as he sits legs apart, one elbow on his knee, the other hand on his other knee with the elbow pointing out. If you're gonna pull any feminine stunts, you might as well..... do it..... like.... a man.

Sully 02-14-2007 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.

Why would I sit down in the shower?

kepp 02-14-2007 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.
So, reverting back to the original point of this thread... There *is* a solution that should be both easy and fun: have her aim.

eazyb81 02-14-2007 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by DJay23
It has never crossed my mind, even when so drunk I can't stand or see straight, to pee sitting down. Never. Ever.

I agree with your brother. If you sit to pee as a result of a request of a woman, you need to hand in your man card. You're done. You're balls have long since packed up and left your shriveled little penis behind to bear the brunt of your embarrassing lack of masculinity.
Exactly - the thought has never even crossed my mind.

That being said, if i'm in the midst of a shit and feel the urge to urinate, I will go ahead and pee sitting down.

Iowanian 02-14-2007 11:43 AM
As part of dropping a duece? Yes.

Is it the middle of the night?Am I hopped up on nyquil and about to pass out? Then no.


Just hang a sign over his toilet that says

"Players with short bats, please crowd the plate"


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