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Rain Man 03-06-2007 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
I'm sworn to secrecy or she'll take away the tuna. The sliced Fancy Feast is too much work, all that chewing. :shake: The litter box could use a bit more attention.

I'm going to write a book about this.

Joie 03-06-2007 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
I'm going to write a book about this.

I'll give permission as long as none of the other kitties are mentioned. :mad:

ChiTown 03-06-2007 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen
Who is Bootlegged? Or rather who did he used to be?

Lattimer

ChiefaRoo 03-06-2007 10:58 PM

Did you hear about Acesn8s getting arrested for spooging on that chick on the airplane last night?

Carlota69 03-06-2007 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
I have a question for CP's ladies: Do you make a point to look at men's crotches? I think it's commonly accepted that men will always look at the attributes of females. Some are more obvious than others, but we all do it (well, I guess not the gay guys, but anyway). But what about the habits of the ladies?

And, for those of you who do, what are you trying to figure out, if anything?

Thanks.

Of course we do, and any woman who says differently is lying.

I wouldn't say I'm trying to figure out anything so much, but I love the way men wear their pants so to speak. Like I dont think you trying to figure out what a chicks boobs look like as much as you are admiring them in her shirt.

make sense?

Phobia 03-06-2007 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Was it a bit humbling when none of the women recognized you?

I'm not bright enough to be humble.

boogblaster 03-06-2007 11:28 PM

Never meet a female crotch-sniffer I didn't like ....

stumppy 03-06-2007 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I'm not bright enough to be humble.

Too bad for pink your small enough to be.

Phobia 03-06-2007 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy
Too bad for pink your small enough to be.

Have you been peeking in the bedroom window again? I thought I saw your van-down-by-the-river parked out on the street....

stumppy 03-06-2007 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Have you been peeking in the bedroom window again? I thought I saw your van-down-by-the-river parked out on the street....

Got a little ladder on the back of my van down by the river. Lawn chair and a cooler on the roof and i'm a pimpin peeper.

Donger 03-07-2007 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Carlota69
Like I dont think you trying to figure out what a chicks boobs look like as much as you are admiring them in her shirt.

make sense?

No, it doesn't.

luv 03-07-2007 02:46 AM

I'm an eye person.

Donger 03-07-2007 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I'm an eye person.

You don't look at mens' crotches?

luv 03-07-2007 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
You don't look at mens' crotches?

Honestly, not usually.

007 03-07-2007 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Honestly, not usually.

Translated, yes she does.

Donger 03-07-2007 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Honestly, not usually.

Not usually. Okay, what would make you decide to look?

luv 03-07-2007 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru
Translated, yes she does.

First thing I notice - eyes.
Second thing I notice - smile.
First thing I actively look for - wedding ring.

The only guys whose crotch you can see are the ones who wear tight enough jeans with their shirts tucked in. If anything, I check out their ass before their crotch.

Or wait, are we talking clothed or unclothed?

Donger 03-07-2007 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
First thing I notice - eyes.
Second thing I notice - smile.
First thing I actively look for - wedding ring.

The only guys whose crotch you can see are the ones who wear tight enough jeans with their shirts tucked in. If anything, I check out their ass before their crotch.

Or wait, are we talking clothed or unclothed?

Thank you. Clothed.

I must admit that I notice a female's eyes first, too. My wife used to say that I tended to look in women's eyes intensely when I first meet them. She told me that many women find that to be either aggressive or disconcerting. It wasn't intended to be either, but I know better now.

I miss my wife.

luv 03-07-2007 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Thank you. Clothed.

I must admit that I notice a female's eyes first, too. My wife used to say that I tended to look in women's eyes intensely when I first meet them. She told me that many women find that to be either aggressive or disconcerting. It wasn't intended to be either, but I know better now.

I miss my wife.

Where are you now?

acesn8s 03-07-2007 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Thank you. Clothed.

I must admit that I notice a female's eyes first, too. My wife used to say that I tended to look in women's eyes intensely when I first meet them. She told me that many women find that to be either aggressive or disconcerting. It wasn't intended to be either, but I know better now.

I miss my wife.

Sounds like you have been looking at thier boobs like everyone else.

Donger 03-07-2007 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Where are you now?

Pacific Northwest.

luv 03-07-2007 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Pacific Northwest.

As opposed to the Atlantic Northwest?





Sorry, a poor attempt at humor.

Donger 03-07-2007 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
Sounds like you have been looking at thier boobs like everyone else.

Well, I am a man, after all. Observing men at trade shows is the most fun. I almost feel sorry for the women at those things.

luv 03-07-2007 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
Well, I am a man, after all. Observing men at trade shows is the most fun. I almost feel sorry for the women at those things.

Seen any good crotches?

Donger 03-07-2007 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
As opposed to the Atlantic Northwest?





Sorry, a poor attempt at humor.

Heh. I actually said that today to a customer. He didn't mind, because it's been sunny here for the first time since November, or something ridiculous.

Donger 03-07-2007 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Seen any good crotches?

A few years ago, their was a gal on booth a few over from ours. She was very attractive and had a beautiful figure. Once the show was over, she stripped down to shorts and a tank-top thing (with no bra) to break down her booth. She literally had an audience of man watching her. It was amusing.

acesn8s 03-07-2007 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
A few years ago, their was a gal on booth a few over from ours. She was very attractive and had a beautiful figure. Once the show was over, she stripped down to shorts and a tank-top thing (with no bra) to break down her booth. She literally had an audience of man watching her. It was amusing.

Just one man? That must have been just you then.

007 03-07-2007 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
Just one man? That must have been just you then.

AND it amused him.

Donger 03-07-2007 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by acesn8s
Just one man? That must have been just you then.

It actually was a perfect example of man.

CrazyHorse 03-07-2007 05:37 AM

After reading this thread I can see it's been a complete waste of time wearing pants.


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