"Get the hell away from me, you little bastards!"

-Gulliver's Travels

FAX

"We should really kill that guy"
"What guy?"
"Bill"

-Kill Bill, Volume I

"Still need to kill that guy."

-Kill Bill, Volume II

"What the hell are you looking at? Never seen a Siamese Twin Lawman before?"

-We are Marshall

FAX

Pity Hope had to die, but she sure is delicious scooped over soda.

- Hope Floats.

"I know I'm about to get killed, but I am taking this fistfull of Viagra anyway!"

-Die Hard

"Grab that... NOW!"

-Snatch

"I know it looks like a wood chipper... but I have a really strong feeling that if the 8 of us jump through, we will find it is actually a time machine! I'll go first!"

-Seven

I prefer the dark

- little miss sunshine.

If you bring me one more ham and cheese sandwich on toasted bread, I will clean the wall with you!

-Fight Club

How old is the emcee?

- Hostage

"I feel I really do embody the type of quick humor that is good for a laugh"

-Witness

Endelt's back!!

- Whale Rider

Theodore traces his roots to central Asia.

- the hunted

"I thought you knew"

-The Crying Game

"Jeez...are we ever going to get to that bridge?"


= A Bridge Too Far

LMAO These are good, gentlemen.

"Good Gawd! that thing could kill you!"

- Lethal Weapon

"That huge square of butter must weigh two thousand pounds!"

- Patton

Simple, because I watched the movie last night and it hit me what a great quote it was and how if we want to we can make it true. To me that is the essence of a great quote, that or really great humor.

If the United States was a woman, she would be a big tittied woman.

Chris Rock - Head of State

"Let me just whip this out!"

blazing saddles

"Can we sit this one out? My paws hurt."

-Dances With Wolves

FAX

"Hungry Hungry Hippos!"

"Brad, I'm his father. You're the guy fucking his mom."

- Thank You for Smoking

We have the United States of America. The rest of you are just visiting

The Good Sheperd

That was a very good movie.

Ouch...

The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!

FAX

You grow on*me like a well thought out conspiracy theory...

How do you expect to keep it pure with a subject line like that? It is primed for political debate.

Titled differently it might make it.

Agreed. This thread won't make it past 20 posts before being moved to DC.

That might be the stupidest speech in the history of movies. Everyime I see that, I think to myself that Lone Star just needs to ST.FU

Here is one of my favorite, WTF are you talking about lines in movie history.

"I live my life one quarter mile at at time"

Good one.

Vince Vaughn, Wedding Crashers

REPOST

no not really

50 First Dates

I kissed her.
You what?
My student. I, I kissed her.
Who are you trying to be... R. Kelly?

You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop, Jake?

What?

"Does this come in children's sizes?"

Well, **** you, too. **** me, **** you, **** this whole city and everyone in it. **** the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. **** the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a ****ing job! **** the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in ****ing training. SLOW THE **** DOWN! **** the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. **** the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? **** the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you ****ing came from! **** the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! **** the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother ****ers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for ****ING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a ****ing break! Tyco! Worldcom! **** the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst ****in' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. **** the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. **** the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! **** the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the **** on! **** the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! **** the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. **** the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, **** JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in ****in' Otisville, J! **** Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! **** Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. **** Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. **** Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, ****ing bitch. **** my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. **** this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to ****ing ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.

"Good Morning Viet Nam!"

"do you love me?"
"yes"
"then I have everything I need..."

"Stop looking at me swan!"

HAHAH

"Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really."

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "

That is absolutely one of my top 5 favorite scenes EVER.
It may not look all that great or moving in print, but Norton doing it brings so much to the words, and makes it a hell of a lot more than what it looks like.

Good post.

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

Slim Pickens - Blazing Saddles

"I don't know, but I been told. This here iceberg sure is cold. Sound off. One, two, one, two, three four."

-March of the Penguins

"Push!! Push!! That's it!! One More Push!!! It's a kernel!!!"

-Children Of The Corn