You really need to paint her house. That is a failsafe plan.

I'd like to deviate from the topic slightly to ask if anybody saw Marissa Miller on late-night TV last night. She was on that dude's show - you know the guy who used to be on MTV? She looked absolutely AMAZING - and I'm pretty sure they didn't airbrush her live TV appearance.

True, but to a point. You don't want to give the impression that you're an asexual eunuch. I'd definitely recommend keeping the compliments to a minimum, though, if you want to avoid looking desperate and pathetic.

When you do, it sounds like I'll want that girl too. fuckin spinner baybee!!!!!

I'm concerned about all this "pretend you don't really care and play hard to get" stuff.

A truly confident man should no problem expressing his appreciation and adoration for an attractive member of the opposite sex. They are like a work of art. Send flowers, write her notes, call her and tell her you are intrigued by and infatuated with her. Then, if she doesn't respond in kind, tie her up and keep her in your basement.

FAX

It's the I want you but I don't need you mentality.

Treat her like she is your bratty little sister and tease her. Keep the sexual tension up. Don't turn into a wussy dude whatever you do.

BIG DADDY

Something tells me he called her the next morning.

ROFL Dude that is terrible advise. Your mother teach you that? LMAO

They don't want that either. They want a guy with emotional baggage. I would suggest that beer me join Hell's Angels and start trying to traffic cocaine if he really wants to keep this girl's interest.

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ROFL Exactly!!!

I have no clue what you're talking about. Coming from you though I'm sure it's a good idea for me.

:D

Seriously guys thanks for all the advice. There's a lot of good stuff here. And the other other stuff has me laughing my ass off.

And no BD... I haven't called her yet.


:)

Seeing the title, I was about to come and kill you for dating my wife, but my wife doesn't have any tattoos, thank goodness.

that deangelo does have some very good content... but, he seems to have gotten this far on his own. Im willing to give Brian the benefit of the doubt.

He may finally win!! Go Beerme Go!

All I can say for this chick is," keep diggin."

If your lucky she'll do more than Beer you.

yeah, but from the front, he looks like brad pitt and she looks like a chief's cheerleader....

There is only one way these 2 can "know" each other in the biblical sense, and that depends entirely on the girls ability to dig and find.

There, do you get the joke now?

So when do we get to meet her here on the Planet?

Unless there's a statute of limitations on some of these answers, I'd say never.

In the immortal words of Iowanian "Act more like Fonzie and less like Squiggy".

flop out the junk and see if she'll latch on dude.

watch the take charge part because some may view it as being an asshole, but confidence, compliments, and being a damn good listener always works

That's a great idea, Pastor.

Just have fun dude, don't worry about titles and shit, just do what feels right. Congrats! Hopefully it works out for you.

I say, just be yourself, Mr. beer me. I've always looked at it like this; if a girl will let you throw up on her and still take your calls, it's love.

FAX

I second what BD is saying, the DYD series will fundamentally change the way you deal with the women in your life.

Damn... I knew I should have thrown up! I always miss that!


:banghead:

Well I thought so. He seems nervous and all. Maybe all of us here could convince her beer me isn't such a bad guy and all.

Sorta help get him out of the "Friend Zone" if you know what I mean. (I am pretty sure we can pull off getting him out of that "friend zone" too!).

Well two days is like industry standard....

The 2 day theory is for idgets... They all know it's a game.
call her when you want. women love the attention but not THAT MUCH ATTENTION.

Don't play those types of idiotic games. giver a call just don't bring up sex or flirting.

Rubbing one off before dates is one that I personally know works pretty well. In your case, you might want to rub two off. :D

The morning after you meet you arrange to send flowers on day two or three after your meeting. Keep the message simple. "I enjoyed getting to know you." Something like that. Avoid roses. They say way too much. Just something cheery and colorful like a spring mix. Ask them to put one exotic blossom in the mix, and make sure it stands out. You'll use that later when you talk to her, so make sure the florist tells you what flower they're going to use and what color. After they tell you, run over to the computer and look it up so you have some idea of what it is.

Now it's up to her to call you to thank you. She has the illusion that she's back in control of the situation and that's nothing but good at this point.

Don't mention the single exotic flower on the phone unless she brings it up.

You want to talk about how you requested that particularly unique flower because she's such a unique person. You wanted to include one flower that would stand out from the rest, because she stands out as a very special person. But you want to have that conversation in person the second time you get together rather than over the phone. Look away from her eyes as you're telling her, but look into them after and wait for a physical and verbal response.

Trust me. I'm the son of a florist. Those things can be powerful tools, but only if you know how to use them.

this thread is good information and some bullshit. I know a couple friends who broke all the rules being a pussy whiney bitch but they got married anyway. If it is ment to be it is ment to be i supposed. If you are just on the prowl I agree take the :we don't give a damn we don't give a ****: approach.

I agree with this. I've never seen the purpose with that stupid waiting game anyway. I did talk to a male friend of mine one time who had an interesting take on it. If you call a girl too soon, and she think's you're hot (or she's really interested), then she'll think it's cute that you couldn't wait to talk to her. On the other hand, if she was unsure about you (potential, but not hot), then she would see it a stalking/creepy/obsessive. I think that's true both ways.

I am old butshe is interested or not.

Suk up now and pay later or be UR self.

If they do not like you, it was not meant to be.
If a BB decides you, suck in life.

JMHO.

It's best to keep things simple. My advice is crass but effective. you need to lick it a bunch and flop out the junk and see if she'll latch on. I been married five years to a beautiful woman who works and supports my failing musical career 100%. My secret lick and flop lick and flop. It's important.

Does she have a station wagon full of kids?

No chick is out of your league, think that way and you'll land her

Well guys and gal... there's a lot of pretty interesting info in this thread. Most of the advice I'll read and forget... but there's a couple gems. :) I think I'm just gonna be myself. Imagine that for an idea. ;) She likes me enough to let me kiss her a few times at the end of the night so that whole getting me out of the friend zone thing..... Heh.

I called her the next afternoon because I told her I would. She sounded glad to hear from me and we're getting together again sometime this week. We both had a lot going on this weekend. I'll be talking to her Monday.

I'm not gonna provide play by play after that...:D but thanks everyone for their help... or at least attempts to help.... and for your apparent interst in my love life. Who knew?

ROFL

I like that and you're right. I'm hot.

I really hope this works out for you bud.

I totally agree, the 2 day rule is played out...call whenever ya want, just keep it casual.

If there really seems to be a connection, why wait???

Reminds me of a story which is currently going on with a friend of mine.

This girl is husband hunting desperately and ends up moving in with this guy i know. So hes getting pussy everyday and within 3 weeks she and her two kids move in with him.

Six weeks later.......

I talk to him today. He says she in dept and he is helping her pay off 9,000 dollars. He then told me he is selling a life insurance policy to help come up with the money.

I don't give advise on the relationship, or my thoughts because i know better.

Good luck man, is all i can say.

Thats some expensive P*ssy...

remember dude take some pics, so we can be awe-struck

ALL pussy is expensive.

I'll say. I feel bad for him but not really. Hes been around the block and suggesting any advice to someone in love (or lust) is like spitting in the wind.

ROFL

Nine grand is just the deposit.

FAX

She just wants your money, beer me.

Damn. :spock:

Those penis enlargement creams and mechanical devices work afterall, eh? :hmmm:

Sometimes just a haircut will do the trick.

Hey thanks Skip... I knew you had a heart in there somewhere.

;)

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Yea... Her and her ex owned two very successful businesses here... she got a goood settlement. She lives in a $250,000 house and is buying an H2. I live in a small one bedroom apartment. Did I mention it is small? I make small market radio money and just bought a $2400 car.

Somehow she knows this and is fine with it. I think she may be slummin. I think I can accept that.

Sure. I don't think that's gonna happen. Maybe I can convince her to come to the CP weekend at Joe's with me.

Remember... I said she's the most beautiful woman I'VE ever seen. She may not be to you. Although I can't imagine a man alive thinking she wasn't at least pretty.

Oh, crap! You work in radio not tv, huh?

I don't know what came over me.

Still no Pics?

Are you fucking nuts? What so everyone can tell her your "strategy"? Earth to Beerme...get your shit together young man and take her somewhere else.

Don't take her to the fire station either.

:hmmm:

So BeerMe, whats the update? HAve you talked to again? I dont want to go through 9 pages of posts, but you do have my interest. It could be a very cool story.

Hmmm. It started with, "The most beautiful woman in the world". Then it was, "At least pretty".

Coming soon to a thread near you, "Well, there is that missing front tooth".

FAX

Beer me's radio listeners are starting to complain about the overplaying of Ray Steven's "Everything is Beautiful"

Leave the guy alone. He's in love.

Better check her for the Herp!

BoreMe,

Why is she out of your league?

Does she not suffer from all the inferiority you have? The total inadequacy? Neurosis? Leg length discrepancy?

Why are you being so mean, William? Did you just realize K-State football is headed back to the tank?

We both had a lot going on this weekend so I haven't seen her again yet. I'll talk to her again tomorrow am and we'll go from there. However in one of those posts you aren't going to read I said I wasn't providing play by play after that though. You can PM me me if you want more.

:D

heh... not quite. I think she's as beautful as you can get. I said others may not because beauty is in the eye of the beholder. For instance I don't think Angelina Jolie is all that. Others do. I said I can't imagine any man not thinking she was at least pretty though. I think most men would think she's really beautiful like I do.

Follow along Mr. FAX.

:)

We want play by play! We want play by play!

No... I've said too much already. I'll let you all know when she dumps me or begs me to marry her.

;)

So whats the latest update?? Did you hit that yet??

I'm curious too. I was gonna bring up this post again but forgot to earlier in the week.

Which basically means it really hasn't gone anywhere at this point.

What do you expect? He took her to Olive Garden.

It's going great but I'm trying to learn the art of not telling you assholes everything.

:D

Thanks for caring.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Baby Lee will have some company then. LMAO

Maybe they could pull off the very first Olive Garden swap.

Could ya pm a brotha some details?

Does she have nice tits?